{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Vr\u0103jeal\u0103. \u0218i nu ieftin\u0103 - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ejv23fpTUE\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/03\/18\/vrajeala-si-nu-ieftina\/\">Vr\u0103jeal\u0103. \u0218i nu ieftin\u0103<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/03\/18\/vrajeala-si-nu-ieftina\/embed\/#?secret=ejv23fpTUE\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Vr\u0103jeal\u0103. \u0218i nu ieftin\u0103&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"ejv23fpTUE\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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A trebuit s\u0103-i bag m\u00e2na sub nas celuilalt adult, ca s\u0103-l simt\u0103. &#8211; \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, te-ai mai dat \u0219i cu parfumul de la mine. A\u0219 fi putut s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 da, dar cum cite\u0219te \u0219i el ce scriu, nu era prea \u00een\u021belept. M-am mirosit \u0219i, da, aducea cu By The Fireplace, dar f\u0103r\u0103 nota de vanilie dulce. Doar c\u0103 nu era. Deci un fel de vr\u0103jeal\u0103. Una destul de scump\u0103, \u021bin\u00e2nd cont c\u0103 are un pre\u021b aproape dublu la performan\u021be similare. Descrierea de pe site ne spune c\u0103 nu ui\u021bi niciodat\u0103 mirosul primului b\u0103rbat din via\u021ba ta. Mirosul pipei pe care tat\u0103l uneia dintre cele dou\u0103 Roos o fuma. Dac\u0103 asta e tot ce-\u021bi aminte\u0219ti despre un b\u0103rbat, e cam pu\u021bin, c\u0103ci sunt at\u00e2tea lucruri care pot fi traduse \u00een mirosuri. A\u0219 spune c\u0103 e chiar banal \u0219i tragic. Cam cum e \u0219i povestea asta. Ca s\u0103 o salv\u0103m, l\u0103sa\u021bi-mi un comentariu \u00een care s\u0103-mi povesti\u021bi cum miroase partenerul vostru (indiferent de sex). Nu-mi spune\u021bi cu ce parfum se d\u0103, folosi\u021bi-v\u0103 imagina\u021bia ca s\u0103 descrie\u021bi m\u0103car trei note care crede\u021bi c\u0103 i s-ar potrivi. \u0218i spune\u021bi-mi \u0219i de ce. O s\u0103 aleg povestea care-mi place cel mai mult, apoi o s\u0103 trag la sor\u021bi o alta \u0219i o s\u0103 trimit celor doi c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tori, pe cheltuiala mea (pe teritoriul Rom\u00e2niei), ceva decanturi dintre cele pe care le-am testat. Nu vor fi pline, dar m\u0103car v\u0103 ve\u021bi face o idee ce \u0219i cum. \u0218i, cine \u0219tie, poate mai adaug vreo surpriz\u0103. Nu iau \u00een considerare dec\u00e2t comentariile de pe blog. Termen limit\u0103: 22 martie. C\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103torii vor fi anun\u021ba\u021bi \u00een maxim 48 de ore, \u00een func\u021bie de cum voi g\u0103si conexiune la internet. Iar pachetele vor fi expediate \u00een jur de 4 aprilie. Asta nu e vr\u0103jeal\u0103."}