{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Surprize cu l\u0103m\u00e2i - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"597xJEI288\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/03\/21\/surprize-cu-lamai\/\">Surprize cu l\u0103m\u00e2i<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/03\/21\/surprize-cu-lamai\/embed\/#?secret=597xJEI288\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Surprize cu l\u0103m\u00e2i&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"597xJEI288\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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Sau m\u0103 rog, tu te dai \u00een Lefkada \u0219i te miros \u0103ia de la Salonic. Da, \u0219tiu ce o s\u0103 zice\u021bi, c\u0103 n-am stat numai afar\u0103. \u0218i a\u0219a este, c\u0103 altfel nu mai scriam acum. Dar parfumurile \u021binute \u00een frig trebuie s\u0103-\u0219i revin\u0103 \u0219i ele ca s\u0103 le sim\u021bi cum trebuie. O s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc c\u00e2nd voi avea mai mult timp \u0219i cum am c\u0103l\u0103torit noi cu Dodo \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, dar acum ne \u00eentoarcem la parfumul zilei. Cu mari a\u0219tept\u0103ri de mic horror show \u0219i cu ceva team\u0103 s\u0103 nu m\u0103 atace pitbull-ul gazdelor m-am dat cu AB Blood Concept. Cel mare m-a avertizat c\u0103 dac\u0103 miroase a s\u00e2nge m\u0103 d\u0103 afar\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 las\u0103 la mila pot\u0103ii, c\u0103ci u\u0219a nu se poate deschide din exterior f\u0103r\u0103 cheie. Cel mic, aka Ironman, murmura ni\u0219te rug\u0103ciuni cum c\u0103 nu e nevoie de ap\u0103 cald\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 e vacan\u021b\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de toate lucrurile pe care suntem obliga\u021bi s\u0103 le facem \u00een restul timpului. Printre ele se num\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i sp\u0103latul. M\u0103 duc \u00een cel mai \u00eendep\u0103rtat col\u021b al casei \u0219i m\u0103 dau. Minim trei puf-uri a fost recomandarea. \u00cemi dau seama c\u0103 mi-am \u021binut respira\u021bia \u0219i zic fie ce-o fi, hai cu aroma. Surpriza a fost at\u00e2t de mare c\u0103 m-am uitat pe geam dup\u0103 Andreea Marin, g\u00e2ndindu-m\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i-a reluat show-ul \u0219i nu \u0219tiu eu. \u0102la mare era \u00een baie p\u00e2ndind apa cald\u0103: &#8211; Pfiii, la grecii \u0103\u0219tia p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Fairy miroase mai tare. Sau l-ai v\u0103rsat cumva? Ironman, de pe canapea, ridic\u0103 ochii din extensia corporal\u0103 numit\u0103 laptop: &#8211; Auzi, dac\u0103 m\u0103 dai cu parfumul \u0103sta nu mai e nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l. O s\u0103 miros a l\u0103m\u00e2i \u0219i a detergent de vase \u0219i lumea o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 am ghinion \u0219i a\u0219a arat\u0103 p\u0103rul meu, nu c\u0103 e nesp\u0103lat. Am\u00e2ndoi aveau perfect\u0103 dreptate: parfumul tr\u0103sne\u0219te a l\u0103m\u00e2i \u0219i a detergent de vase. At\u00e2t de tare c\u0103 mi-au dat lacrimile \u0219i nu mai vedeam bine \u00een ce hal arat\u0103 Ironman. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pitbull-ul are aceea\u0219i p\u0103rere. C\u00e2nd am ie\u0219it din cas\u0103, s-a repezit s\u0103 sar\u0103 pe mine ca s\u0103 ne juc\u0103m. Am ridicat m\u00e2inile s\u0103-l apuc iar elanul i s-a fr\u00e2nt la jumate \u0219i a fugit schel\u0103l\u0103ind la st\u0103p\u00e2ni. Care au fugit \u0219i ei. S\u0103 repare boilerul&#8230; sper. PS: Nu uita\u021bi s\u0103 comenta\u021bi la postarea anterioar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-mi spune\u021bi ce miros i s-ar potrivi partenerului vostru."}