{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Pantera \u0219i Catwoman - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"WkXeP00b1a\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/04\/19\/pantera-si-catwoman\/\">Pantera \u0219i Catwoman<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/04\/19\/pantera-si-catwoman\/embed\/#?secret=WkXeP00b1a\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Pantera \u0219i Catwoman&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"WkXeP00b1a\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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M-am sucit, m-am \u00eenv\u00e2rtit, imagin\u00e2ndu-mi ce s-ar potrivi \u0219i mi-am amintit de Pather Fangs de la Calaj. Voi fi la fel de cool \u0219i de letal\u0103 ca o panter\u0103, mi-am spus. Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut! M-am dat cu parfum. Pu\u021bin, c\u0103 b\u0103nuiam oarecum ce m\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103. &#8211; \u0218tii c\u0103 sunt un tip norocos? \u00eemi spune cel mare. &#8211; \u0218tiu. \u00cen fiecare diminea\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit \u00een oglind\u0103 \u00eemi spun c\u00e2t de norocos e\u0219ti, i-o \u00eentorc \u0219i eu. &#8211; Da, dar azi sunt dublu, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 plec la un job. Ironman nu vrea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 mai prejos: &#8211; Dac\u0103 fac du\u0219, m\u0103 iei \u0219i pe mine? Pe asta trebuie s\u0103 admit c\u0103 n-o v\u0103zusem venind. Ne-am uitat la el, s\u0103 nu-i fie r\u0103u sau ceva, c\u0103 a\u0219a ofert\u0103 noi n-am mai auzit. &#8211; Nu pot, c\u0103 m\u0103 gr\u0103besc. \u0218i a ie\u0219it \u00een vitez\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103. Ironman s-a \u00eentors \u00een camera lui bomb\u0103nind, iar eu am r\u0103mas s\u0103 g\u0103sesc pantera din mine. Ph-ul meu n-a fost de acord cu ideea de catifelat ca blana unei pantere negre, de mi\u0219care fluid\u0103, de privire hipnotic\u0103. Nicio panter\u0103 nu st\u0103tea ascuns\u0103, urm\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i arate col\u021bii. \u00cen locul unui animal silen\u021bios \u0219i letal \u00eentr-o jungl\u0103, m-am trezit \u00eentr-o band\u0103 desenat\u0103 cu m\u00e2n\u0103 de maestru. Nu puteam s\u0103 m\u0103 vait, traducerea benzilor desenate cu Batman a fost un job pe care l-am adorat, de\u0219i nu am v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 publicate rezultatele muncii mele. \u0218i nici n-o s\u0103 le v\u0103d, c\u0103ci firma ce cump\u0103rase drepturile de autor a fost v\u00e2ndut\u0103, iar cump\u0103r\u0103torii au falimentat recent. Pe scurt, Harley Quinn se \u00eembr\u0103case \u00een costumul lui Catwoman \u0219i trecuse pe la Poison Ivy s\u0103 ia ni\u0219te flori ce cre\u0219teau \u00een permanen\u021b\u0103, acoperind totul. Latex negru, un bici, baloane din gum\u0103 de mestecat \u0219i iasomie. O combina\u021bie surprinz\u0103toare, pu\u021bin \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103toare \u0219i fascinant\u0103. \u00cen fond, asta ne fascineaz\u0103 \u00een situa\u021biile periculoase, imprevizibilul. Cum la munc\u0103 era lini\u0219te \u0219i pace mi-am zis c\u0103 pot \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219i cu copilul impresiile mele. Aiurea, avea u\u0219a \u00eencuiat\u0103. S-a mul\u021bumit s\u0103-mi transmit\u0103: &#8211; Tu nu \u0219i nu, Batman, Batman! Dac\u0103 aveam \u0219i eu sabia \u0103luia de respira greu&#8230; Am disp\u0103rut de acolo, precum Catwoman \u00een tenebrele nop\u021bii. Acum, pe sear\u0103, cel mare, \u00eemi spune c\u0103 a citit condica de reclama\u021bii de la clinica unde m-a a\u0219teptat \u0219i m-a dus s\u0103 v\u0103d un paragraf care descria perfect experien\u021ba lui matinal\u0103 cu parfumul: \u201eAve\u021bi asistente sexy \u0219i pu\u021bin cam prea prietenoase!\u201d Sincer, eu n-am v\u0103zut nicio asistent\u0103 \u00een latex negru, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ind delicat cu biciul vreun pacient, dar na, fiecare cu ideile lui."}