{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Seva istoriei personale. Ap\u0103 \u00een toalet\u0103. - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"f067XTwUFd\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/05\/17\/seva-istoriei-personale-apa-in-toaleta\/\">Seva istoriei personale. Ap\u0103 \u00een toalet\u0103.<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/05\/17\/seva-istoriei-personale-apa-in-toaleta\/embed\/#?secret=f067XTwUFd\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Seva istoriei personale. Ap\u0103 \u00een toalet\u0103.&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"f067XTwUFd\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/jasmin-sessler-egqR_zUd4NI-unsplash-scaled.jpg","thumbnail_width":2560,"thumbnail_height":1707,"description":"Dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 dictat\u0103 de prea mult\u0103 munc\u0103, de pu\u021bin\u0103 vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i, mai ales, de vocifer\u0103rile b\u0103ie\u021bilor, am revenit la testat diverse. De mult aveam pe list\u0103 Serge Lutens. \u0218i asta, \u00een ciuda faptului c\u0103 notele \u0219i impresiile citite nu m\u0103 f\u0103ceau s\u0103 cred c\u0103 aceast\u0103 cas\u0103 va ajunge pe lista preferin\u021belor mele. Cum, necum, am pus m\u00e2na pe Le Participe Pass\u00e9. Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, seva istoriei personale (a\u0219a o descrie creatorul) a fost dragoste la primul miros. Pentru mine. Ceilal\u021bi au avut alt\u0103 p\u0103rere. S\u0103 o iau cu \u00eenceputul. De s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, \u0103la mare are o privire de vultur. Ceea ce ar fi minunat, dac\u0103 sub ochi nu i-ar c\u0103dea \u0219i praful din cas\u0103. C\u0103, deh, st\u0103m la bulevard. A\u0219adar, de c\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eentors din vacan\u021b\u0103, cur\u0103\u021benia a ajuns pe locul 1 \u00een topul \u201ev\u0103d monstruos\u201d. Ziua a \u00eenceput cu cafea, ceva munc\u0103 \u0219i un puf din men\u021bionatul parfum. Dat \u00een baie, ca s\u0103 nu trezesc oamenii. Toate bune \u0219i \u00een grafic. Pe la 8 aud u\u0219a dormitorului \u0219i omul cu ochi de vultur m\u0103 anun\u021b\u0103: &#8211; M\u0103 duc la baie \u0219i scot aspiratorul. Beau cafeaua dup\u0103. Zis \u0219i f\u0103cut. N-a apucat s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 u\u0219a la baie c\u0103 aud: &#8211; De ce miroase a pipi? Cine a f\u0103cut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 wc? M-am ridicat val-v\u00e2rtej s\u0103 v\u0103d oroarea. Care nu exista. Gresia \u0219i covora\u0219ele albe din baie erau la fel de imaculate ca \u00eentotdeauna. Pentru a p\u0103stra corectitudinea istoric\u0103, eu nu v\u0103d la fel de bine ca el. \u00cen timp ce m\u0103 \u00eentorceam la birou mi-am dat seama ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Iar partea mea r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103 n-a rezistat \u0219i m-a \u00eendemnat s\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu parfum \u0219i \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. C\u0103 doar v\u0103zusem pe Fb o mem\u0103\/povestioar\u0103 \u00een care so\u021bul g\u0103se\u0219te un g\u00e2ndac \u00een baie, face curat, iar a doua zi so\u021bia pune g\u00e2ndacul \u0219i \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Asta ca s\u0103 nu crede\u021bi c\u0103-mi vin mie toate ideile geniale. C\u00e2nd a terminat cu baia, a dat cu aspiratorul \u00een toat\u0103 casa \u0219i a ajuns \u0219i la buc\u0103t\u0103rie. &#8211; \u0218i aici pute! Deja m\u0103 ab\u021bineam cu greu s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentrebam cum de nu \u0219i-a dat seama c\u0103 \u0219i eu miros la fel. Distrac\u021bia a mai continuat vreo 20 de minute, c\u0103ci a sp\u0103lat mopul, a schimbat apa, a mai dat odat\u0103 \u0219i tot nu sc\u0103pa de miros. La un moment dat a abandonat. \u0218i-a pus cafeaua \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi explice situa\u021bia. Pe la a treia tirad\u0103 despre c\u00e2t de \u00eenfior\u0103tor miroase \u00een cas\u0103, a tras ad\u00e2nc aer \u00een piept \u0219i s-a oprit brusc: &#8211; C\u00e2nd ai f\u0103cut ultima oar\u0103 du\u0219? \u0102sta a fost momentul \u00een care n-am mai rezistat \u0219i am izbucnit \u00een r\u00e2s. Ironman, care dormise eroic \u00een timp ce se aspira \u00een jurul lui, simte c\u0103 e rost de tras spuza pe turta proprie \u0219i intervine: &#8211; Pe mine m\u0103 cer\u021bi c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sp\u0103l \u0219i tu dai banii pe parfum ca s\u0103 miro\u0219i ca mine. Via\u021ba nu e dreapt\u0103! N-am putut dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fiu de acord cu el. Le Participe Pass\u00e9 e un caramel pu\u021bin ars, cu chimen, un deliciu catifelat cu care m-a\u0219 delecta non-stop, iar cei din jurul meu \u00eel simt ca pe un miros de pipi amestecat cu transpira\u021bie. E revolt\u0103tor \u0219i nedrept pentru aceast\u0103 capodoper\u0103! \u0218i c\u00e2nd zic capodoper\u0103 chiar nu glumesc, are at\u00e2tea nuan\u021be \u0219i e at\u00e2t de rafinat, c\u0103 n-ai cum s\u0103-i spui altfel. \u0218i cu toate acestea&#8230; din cauza celor doi viteji cu ochi de vultur \u0219i gur\u0103 mare a ajuns \u00een cutia cu parfumuri pe care am voie s\u0103 le folosesc doar c\u00e2nd sunt singur\u0103. Tot e bine c\u0103 m\u0103car apa de parfum nu a ajuns ap\u0103 \u00een toalet\u0103."}