{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Despre ma\u0219ini. De reparat sau de cump\u0103rat - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Sd7X6CirR9\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/despre-masini-de-reparat-sau-de-cumparat\/\">Despre ma\u0219ini. De reparat sau de cump\u0103rat<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/despre-masini-de-reparat-sau-de-cumparat\/embed\/#?secret=Sd7X6CirR9\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Despre ma\u0219ini. De reparat sau de cump\u0103rat&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"Sd7X6CirR9\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/kat-sazonova-i8DMKtMyfWM-unsplash-scaled.jpg","thumbnail_width":2560,"thumbnail_height":1707,"description":"Dup\u0103 ce blonda cu patru ro\u021bi aflat\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta a doua spre a treia a decis s\u0103 fac\u0103 spume la naiba cu cr\u0103ci, doar a\u0219a, pentru c\u0103 poate, am decis c\u0103 o calm\u0103m, o aducem acas\u0103 \u0219i apoi divor\u021b\u0103m. S\u0103 o lu\u0103m de la \u00eenceput. Am plecat din Bucure\u0219ti f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentrez\u0103rim vreo problem\u0103. La vreo 30 de km de vam\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd ne f\u0103ceam planuri despre cum ne lu\u0103m noi shaorma vie\u021bii de la Razgrad, cele patru liniu\u021be de la ap\u0103 s-au f\u0103cut \u0219ase. Luat \u0219aorma, pus pe banchet\u0103, c\u0103 ne trecuse brusc foamea \u0219i hai mai departe, c\u0103 aveam de f\u0103cut \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva sute de kilometri p\u00e2n\u0103 la Burgas unde avem rezervate deja cazarea \u0219i cina. La Shumen mi-a fost clar c\u0103 nu avem cum ajunge unde ne-am propus, c\u0103 nou\u0103 liniu\u021be \u0219i martor ro\u0219u pe bord, a\u0219a c\u0103 am luat o camer\u0103 la primul hotel cu note peste nou\u0103 pe siteurile de rezerv\u0103ri. Am primit lux (\u0219i nu glumesc) \u0219i un pat \u00een form\u0103 de tort, \u00eentr-un turnule\u021b dintr-o cl\u0103dire veche. Am avut p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2ntar \u00een baie, ca s\u0103 nu vorbim de halate, papuci, prosoape \u0219i produse cosmetice pentru familia medie din Burundi (5,5 copii). A doua zi, luni, la prima or\u0103, ne-am \u00eenfiin\u021bat la serviceul autorizat Dacia. &#8211; Hmmm, nu avem service expres, dar merge\u021bi mai departe \u0219i pune\u021bi ap\u0103 la fiecare 50 de km. Bine c\u0103 nu l-am ascultat \u0219i am pornit \u00een c\u0103utarea altor ateliere auto din ora\u0219. \u0218i cum ne plimbam noi aiurea gra\u021bie google maps care are niste localiz\u0103ri mai mult dec\u00e2t aproximative prin Bulgaria, blonda \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 ob\u0219tescul sf\u00e2r\u0219it pe marginea drumului \u00een spatele g\u0103rii. \u0218i cum st\u0103team noi a\u0219a, uit\u00e2ndu-ne ca pro\u0219tii la apa care \u021b\u00e2\u0219nea din vasul de expansiune, apare de vizavi un tinerel pe la vreo 20 de ani, care ne zice: &#8211; Help? Mechanic. Stay. Hour. \u0218i, ce s\u0103 vezi, vine dup\u0103 vreo 30 de minute cu un nenea mecanic. Care nu numai c\u0103 rupea dou\u0103 boabe de englez\u0103, c\u00e2t s\u0103 ne explice ce \u0219i cum, dar mai avea \u0219i ca ton de apel One de la Metallica. Omul ne-a b\u0103gat ma\u0219ina \u00een curte, ne-a f\u0103cut o estimare sub c\u00e2t ne costa platforma p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i ne-a ar\u0103tat de unde s\u0103 lu\u0103m microbuzul ca s\u0103 ajungem la destina\u021bie. Practic trebuia s\u0103 travers\u0103m gara \u0219i s\u0103 ajungem la autogar\u0103. Ceea ce am \u0219i f\u0103cut. S\u0103-i dea cine se ocup\u0103 de asta (Universul, For\u021ba, Doamne-doamne etc) s\u0103n\u0103tate lui nea Daniel! 47 de leva mai t\u00e2rziu, 44 microbuzul \u0219i 3 autobuzul, la Burgas, gazda noastr\u0103 auzind p\u0103\u021bania ne-a mai dat o noapte gratis, ca s\u0103 nu pierdem \u0219i mai mul\u021bi bani. C\u0103ci nu v\u0103 imagina\u021bi c\u0103 repara\u021bia a fost gratis. Daniel ne-a luat pre\u021bul corect pentru Bulgaria. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia ne costa mai mult. Bine, ne-a rupt \u0219i oglinda dreapta, dar asta nu se mai pune, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme am ajuns pe ro\u021bi acas\u0103 \u0219i azi ne-am plimbat tot ora\u0219ul cu blonda. Ei, \u0219i aici intervine problema. C\u0103ci noi eram deci\u0219i c\u0103 ne lu\u0103m azi ma\u0219in\u0103, o ridic\u0103m luni \u0219i ne \u00eentoarcem pe unde aveam noi planuri. Doar c\u0103 nu merge a\u0219a. La Dacia, termen de livrare 9 luni, la Skoda, minim 12 dac\u0103 vrem un model mic, gen Fabia, la Hyundai la fel, plus un tras de urechi c\u0103 am deranjat v\u00e2nz\u0103torul din pauza de mas\u0103 care nu era afi\u0219at\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103. Cu alte cuvinte am fost urecheat\u0103 pe banii mei. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 am g\u0103sit ce ne trebuia, cu livrare \u00een decembrie. S-au dus de suflet, pe r\u00e2nd, concediul meu, urcarea pe Vihren, c\u00e2rnatul de la Jeravna, smochinele de la Melnic etc. Dar \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2n din concediul \u0103sta: marea, Daniel, gazda de la Burgas, oamenii de la restaurant care \u0219tiu deja ce s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd ne a\u0219ez\u0103m la mas\u0103 \u0219i ce s\u0103 ne sugereze, \u0219i care ne-au l\u0103sat \u0219i numerele lor de telefon dac\u0103 mai avem vreodat\u0103 probleme pe acolo \u0219i nu ne descurc\u0103m \u00een bulgar\u0103. PS. Parfumul cu care m-am dat azi (Nishane Ani) i-a convins pe to\u021bi c\u0103 eu sunt cea care decide ce ma\u0219in\u0103 lu\u0103m (bad cop) \u0219i c\u0103 \u0103la mare e mai u\u0219or de convins (Terre d&#8217;Herm\u00e8s &#8211; good cop). Gre\u0219it. Noi func\u021bion\u0103m pe baz\u0103 de xcell, adic\u0103 unde d\u0103 cu plus."}