{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Morph Zeta \u0219i terapia. - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"IFWanqfXt0\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2023\/02\/25\/morph-zeta-si-terapia\/\">Morph Zeta \u0219i terapia.<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2023\/02\/25\/morph-zeta-si-terapia\/embed\/#?secret=IFWanqfXt0\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Morph Zeta \u0219i terapia.&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"IFWanqfXt0\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/vance-osterhout-Z4v9cSEP8qo-unsplash-scaled.jpg","thumbnail_width":2560,"thumbnail_height":1697,"description":"Asear\u0103 am primit o pung\u0103 mare cu decanturi \u0219i am g\u0103sit printre ele Morph Zeta. L-am testat azi \u0219i am ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 trebuie dus la terapie. Parfumul Dup\u0103 ce l-am dat, m-am uitat de trei ori la sticlu\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 am citit bine. Parc\u0103 m\u0103 d\u0103dusem cu Baccarat Rouge 450. Mirosea a zah\u0103r caramelizat, exact ca \u00eempricinatul despre care am povestit aici. Era totu\u0219i pu\u021bin mai anemic, semn c\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii lui nu-l \u00eendopaser\u0103 c\u00e2nd a fost mic, ca s\u0103 se fac\u0103 gras \u0219i frumos \u0219i s\u0103 ocupe tot spa\u021biul. Am auzit c\u0103 nu are nota de dentist pe care mul\u021bi o reg\u0103sesc \u00een BR. Eu n-am sim\u021bit-o niciodat\u0103, deci nu m\u0103 pronun\u021b. Pentru c\u00e2teva clipe, am sim\u021bit \u00eens\u0103 ceva vag citric, care m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi doresc s\u0103-mi experimentez cu ni\u0219te lemon curd cu zah\u0103r ars deasupra. Am renun\u021bat, c\u0103 n-aveam chef de g\u0103tit. M-am apucat s\u0103 caut \u00eens\u0103 notele parfumului. \u0218i am descoperit c\u0103 are cacao, ambergris \u0219i migdale amare. Dac\u0103 a\u0219a zic ei, cine sunt eu s\u0103-i contrazic. Conform descrierii oficiale, ar trebui s\u0103 sugereze sursa vie\u021bii, s\u0103 fie \u00eentunecat, profund, misterios \u0219i fascinant. E despre na\u0219terea \u0219i finalul tuturor lucrurilor. \u00cen afara timpului \u0219i spa\u021biului. Aham, probabil c\u0103 s-au g\u00e2ndit la via\u021ba unui omule\u021b de turt\u0103 dulce. Istoria personal\u0103 L-am dat \u0219i mi-a crescut instant glicemia. Nivelul de stres explodase deja ca o oal\u0103 sub presiune cu jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u00eenainte, c\u0103ci tocmai fusesem sunat\u0103 c\u0103 tizul de 70 de ani al lui Ironman fusese scos de la dializ\u0103 \u0219i trimis la naiba \u00een praznic pentru investiga\u021bii cardiologice. L-am trezit pe \u0103la mare \u0219i \u00eenainte s\u0103 apuc s\u0103-i spun cum ziua de \u201ef\u0103cut nimic\u201d s-a transformat \u00een \u201ehai s\u0103 alerg\u0103m ca s\u0103 rezolv\u0103m chestii\u201d, \u00eel aud: &#8211; Ce mi\u0219to miroase. Faci pr\u0103jituri? &#8211; Nu! C\u0103 mi s-a terminat m\u0103tr\u0103guna \u0219i nu vreau s\u0103 muncesc degeaba. Ironman t\u0103cea chitic, c\u0103 pe el subiectul pr\u0103jituri \u00eel las\u0103 rece, dat fiind faptul c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ia doza de zah\u0103r din paharul de pepsi pe care-l cere zilnic. M\u0103 rog, una peste alta, la orice mi\u0219care a m\u00e2inii eram \u00eenv\u0103luit\u0103 \u00een zah\u0103r. C\u00e2t am f\u0103cut du\u0219, m-am tot g\u00e2ndit cum s\u0103 fac s\u0103 p\u0103strez parfumul care-l f\u0103cea fericit pe cel mare, dar s\u0103-l suport \u0219i eu. \u0218i mi-am amintit de Melancolia de la Liquides Imaginaires. A\u0219a c\u0103 m-am dat cu am\u00e2ndou\u0103. \u0218i a func\u021bionat. \u0218i am avut o revela\u021bie. Una asem\u0103n\u0103toare am mai avut doar pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram ajutor de terapeut. Terapia Acum vreo c\u00e2\u021biva ani\u0219ori, pe c\u00e2nd lucram cu copii atipici, l-am pus pe Ironman \u00een echip\u0103 cu un pu\u0219ti mult mai mic dec\u00e2t el \u0219i foarte agitat. Ironman are numai viteze de la foarte \u00eencet \u00een jos. Pu\u0219tiul trecea de Mach 3 \u00een 2,5 secunde. Mai ales la vorb\u0103. Ca s\u0103 echilibrez situa\u021bia, am luat o minge ro\u0219ie \u0219i am numit-o cuv\u00e2nt. Numai cine avea mingea avea voie s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103. \u0218i a func\u021bionat. Nu din prima. La \u00eenceput, trebuia s\u0103 le atrag aten\u021bia c\u0103 au voie\/trebuie s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 doar c\u00e2nd au mingea-cuv\u00e2nt, \u00a0dar \u00eencet, \u00eencet, comunicarea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se echilibreze. Ironman vorbea mai repede, pu\u0219tiul mai \u00eencet. Fiecare deschidea gura c\u00e2t avea mingea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \u00cen primele \u0219edin\u021be decideam eu c\u00e2nd se schimb\u0103 posesorul, apoi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 decid\u0103 singuri. Lua\u021bi separat, cei doi protagoni\u0219ti erau imposibili, pu\u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 \u0219i-au g\u0103sit un ritm. Concluzia Cam la fel a fost \u0219i cu suprapunerea celor dou\u0103 parfumuri. De\u0219i ador Melancolia, nu e un parfum potrivit pentru vremea asta. Zah\u0103rul din Zeta nu mi se pare savuros pe nicio vreme. \u00cempreun\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 reu\u0219esc s\u0103 scoat\u0103 ceva purtabil care s\u0103 mul\u021bumeasc\u0103 pe toat\u0103 lumea. Spre deosebire de participan\u021bii la terapie, care au crescut \u0219i au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat din exerci\u021biul cu mingea, cele dou\u0103 parfumuri nu se vor desp\u0103r\u021bi niciodat\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu pielea mea. \u0218i, da, exerci\u021biul poate fi f\u0103cut \u0219i cu adul\u021bi. La \u0219edin\u021bele de corpora\u021bie sau la alea de familie. Dar doar dac\u0103 ave\u021bi curaj."}