{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"PitziCultural","provider_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro","title":"Pippilotta - PitziCultural","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Z8yS2Vst2d\"><a href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2024\/11\/19\/pippilotta\/\">Pippilotta<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2024\/11\/19\/pippilotta\/embed\/#?secret=Z8yS2Vst2d\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;Pippilotta&#8221; &#8211; PitziCultural\" data-secret=\"Z8yS2Vst2d\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/mohammadreza-kr-vQosQGIYQGY-unsplash-3.jpg","thumbnail_width":1024,"thumbnail_height":682,"description":"Aveam prin cas\u0103, de foarte mult\u0103 vreme, o mostr\u0103 de Pippilotta de la Le Frag pe care prietena mea m\u0103 tot ruga s\u0103 o \u00eencerc. Cum, acum c\u00e2teva zile, m-am sim\u021bit brusc foarte curajoas\u0103, am \u0219i f\u0103cut-o. \u0218i mi-a p\u0103rut cam r\u0103u. Destul de r\u0103u. Foarte r\u0103u. Parfumul Prezentat ca o amintire a copil\u0103riei cu miros de gr\u0103din\u0103 \u0219i de asfalt \u00eencins, parfumul creat de Miguel Matos \u00een 2021 are note de flori albe (doh, un fel de semn\u0103tur\u0103), piele, vanilie, mosc \u0219i ambr\u0103. Le-am sim\u021bit pe toate c\u00e2nd mi-am lipit nasul de m\u00e2n\u0103. Dar, parfumul nu e f\u0103cut s\u0103-l miro\u0219i cu nasul lipit de locul unde l-ai pulverizat. \u0218i aici apare problema. Ceea ce era un floral animalic-ambrat mirosit de aproape, s-a transformat \u00eentr-un nor de pipi care m-a \u00eenso\u021bit pe tot parcursul serii, traumatiz\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 profund. \u0218i nu doar pe mine. Povestea Ca \u0219i alte parfumuri Le Frag a dus la un episod spontan de cur\u0103\u021benie. Spre deosebire de prietena ei Meluzyna, Pippilotta s-a ocupat de baie. Dar s\u0103 o lu\u0103m cu \u00eenceputul&#8230; P\u0103\u021bit\u0103 cu parfumurile casei create de Agnieszka Lewandowska, m-am parfumat \u00een baie, dup\u0103 care m-am apucat s\u0103 \u00eempart rufele pentru sp\u0103lat. Ironman a intrat peste mine, c\u0103, de, cic\u0103 era urgent. Am ie\u0219it \u0219i l-am l\u0103sat s\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 de treab\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 aici, nimic anormal. Griji am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi fac c\u00e2nd l-am auzit chem\u00e2ndu-l pe Cel Mare \u0219i, mai apoi, c\u00e2nd au \u00eenceput s\u0103 zboare pe u\u0219a b\u0103ii co\u0219ul de rufe \u0219i co\u0219ul de gunoi, suportul pentru h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103 \u0219i cam tot ce nu era prins \u00een podea. &#8211; M\u0103, ce face\u021bi aici?! &#8211; Eliber\u0103m baia, c\u0103 miroase r\u0103u. &#8211; A ce? &#8211; &#8230;. &#8211; A refulat toaleta vecinului? Am \u00eentrebat senin\u0103, c\u0103ci \u00eencepusem s\u0103 simt \u0219i eu mirosul. Plus c\u0103 vecinul ne inundase grav acum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, a\u0219a c\u0103 orice era posibil. &#8211; Nu \u0219tiu, dar miroase a pipi st\u0103tut de nu se poate, mi-a r\u0103spuns Cel Mare. Ironman nu putea r\u0103spunde c\u0103 era ocupat s\u0103 miroas\u0103 ni\u0219te papuci pe care trebuia s\u0103-i bage la sp\u0103lat cu ceva vreme \u00een urm\u0103. &#8211; Stai lini\u0219tit\u0103, facem noi curat! Ceea ce am \u0219i f\u0103cut. Adic\u0103 eu am stat \u0219i ei au f\u0103cut. Doar c\u0103 (oarecum) degeaba. C\u0103 au terminat \u0219i s-au mutat \u00een sufragerie \u0219i problema (adic\u0103 eu) era \u0219i acolo. &#8211; Cu ce parfum te-ai dat? &#8211; Cu \u0103sta! \u0218i le-am b\u0103gat m\u00e2na sub nas. &#8211; Mda, nu miroase r\u0103u! &#8211; Dar \u00een cas\u0103 miroase a pi**t! a emis \u0219i Ironman o opinie total necaracteristic\u0103 prin complexitate \u0219i prin brutalitate. Cred c\u0103 din cauza ta! Floricele pe c\u00e2mpii, v-a\u021bi p***t pe voi, copii! La sp\u0103lat, c\u0103 pu\u021bi! \u0218i n-am avut curaj s\u0103-l contrazic. C\u0102 CAm avea dreptate. Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 mai spun?! Am f\u0103cut o baie cu s\u0103ruri \u0219i geluri de du\u0219 aromate \u0219i tot am avut co\u0219maruri din alea \u00een care e\u0219ti \u00een gar\u0103 \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti rapid toaleta care nu exist\u0103. Concluzia O s\u0103 trag una filosofic\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu trag o&#8230; nu zic ce. Degeaba \u00ee\u021bi miroase \u021bie a flori dac\u0103 pentru \u0103ilal\u021bi miroase a scutece ude. \u0218i una mai realist\u0103: nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2te scutece i-ai schimbat c\u00e2nd era mic, tot o s\u0103-\u021bi repro\u0219eze dac\u0103 vei mirosi vreodat\u0103 ca el atunci. Concluziile astea sunt un fel de pamflet ramolit, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu le b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103. \u0218i, dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bi anosmie, nu b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103 nici Pippilotta, c\u0103 numai a asfalt \u00eencins \u0219i \u0219otron nu miroase!"}