{"id":1122,"date":"2023-06-07T17:07:31","date_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:07:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/?p=1122"},"modified":"2023-06-07T17:07:31","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T17:07:31","slug":"cum-sa-ramai-singura-acasa-in-20-de-minute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2023\/06\/07\/cum-sa-ramai-singura-acasa-in-20-de-minute\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i singur\u0103 acas\u0103 \u00een 20 de minute"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu aveam planuri s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n singur\u0103 acas\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103. Aveam planuri mari cu cei doi voinici din dotare. Mi le-au dat peste cap parfumurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Minutele 0 – 10<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

M-am dat cu Rare Petroleum. \u00cel primisem cu rug\u0103mintea clar\u0103 de a-i face o recenzie. Cum nu era zi de birou, puf, puf \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un puf, s\u0103 fie. \u0218i a fost. Dobor\u00e2tor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gerard Ghislain a conceput un parfum care s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la aurul negru. La bog\u0103\u021bie, la ceva dorit de to\u021bi, un dar misterios venit din ad\u00e2ncurile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. V\u0103 citez din descrierea oficial\u0103. \u0218i tot de acolo: extaz \u0219i euforie pur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 spun?! Am fost la fel de extatic\u0103 ca un pesc\u0103ru\u0219 prins \u00eentr-o pat\u0103 de petrol scurs\u0103 de pe un vapor care se scufund\u0103. Nu mirosul de petrol \u00een sine, reprodus prin acorduri de oud, m-a deranjat, ci aldehidele \u0219i floricelele care mergeau bra\u021b la bra\u021b cu el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu trecuser\u0103 5 minute \u0219i eu m\u0103 sufocam din cauza propriului stomac, care nu se mai revoltase a\u0219a de la Secretions Magnifiques. Pe care, apropo, l-am mirosit pe dou\u0103 persoane diferite \u0219i, de\u0219i nu mi-a pl\u0103cut, m\u0103car nu m-a trimis cu capul \u00een wc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ironman, trezit cu vreo dou\u0103 ore \u00eenaintea mea, m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 am schimbat orarul de homeschooling \u0219i azi avem chimie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sigur nu \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m despre carburan\u021bi sau explozibili?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u0218u\u0219! Azi ai geografie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ah, era cumva Venezuela?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cinstit\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, nici eu nu \u0219tiam pe dinafar\u0103 ce trebuia s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be. Dar eram mul\u021bumit\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i-a amintit de o surs\u0103 de petrol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cel Mare doar a ridicat o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 \u0219i a zis c\u0103 are nevoie la baie, c\u00e2nd i-am b\u0103gat m\u00e2na sub nas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd s-a eliberat baia, am dat jos oroarea. N-a ajuns la notele de piele \u0219i la ce mai listeaz\u0103 pe acolo, dar asta e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Minutele 11 – 20<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Sp\u0103lat\u0103, m-am pus pe c\u0103utat altceva. \u0218i mi-am amintit c\u0103 mai am ni\u0219te mostre de Jacques Fath. Curacao Bay s\u0103 fie. Vacan\u021b\u0103, plaj\u0103, alcool, exact ce-mi trebuia ca s\u0103 diluiesc cu ni\u0219te clien\u021bi de pe cealalt\u0103 parte a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Nu de unde m\u0103 trimitea parfumul, dar tot insule, plaj\u0103, soare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 simt cumva vinovat\u0103 pentru c\u0103 am impresia c\u0103 Cecile Zarokian chiar e un parfumier bun. Dar nu pentru mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen Curacao Bay avem mandarin\u0103, l\u0103m\u00e2ie, portocal\u0103, note verzi, note marine, frangipani, coac\u0103ze negre, mosc alb, ambergris \u0219i note lemnoase. Tare bine sun\u0103. Sun\u0103, dar nu r\u0103sare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din balta de petrol, m-am trezit blocat\u0103 \u00eentr-o minge gonflabil\u0103, uitat\u0103 pe o plaj\u0103, la 40 de grade. Plasticul specific colacelor \u0219i saltelelor de plaj\u0103 m\u0103 cople\u0219ea. \u0218i nu doar pe mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Auzi, m\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau trimiterea, m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 Cel Mare<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– P\u0103i, s-a dus deja taic\u0103-t\u0103u. Nu te-a sunat asear\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu cred c\u0103 e bun\u0103. M\u0103 duc s\u0103 o iau \u00een persoan\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– M\u0103 iei \u0219i pe mine? S-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i Ironman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– M\u0103 duc cu bicicleta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hai, nu fi r\u0103u. Dac\u0103 mergem am\u00e2ndoi, pe jos, dureaz\u0103 mai mult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Corect. Revenim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i du\u0219i au fost. \u0218i \u0219i eu m-am dus din nou la du\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Concluzia<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

\u00centre petrol \u0219i mingea de plaj\u0103 am f\u0103cut azi mai multe du\u0219uri dec\u00e2t mi-am dorit, dar niciunul dintre call-urile mele nu a fost \u00eentrerupt de maimu\u021bele din dotare. Iar colegii m-au informat c\u0103, pentru prima dat\u0103, m\u0103 aud corespunz\u0103tor, f\u0103r\u0103 zgomot de fond. Cic\u0103, probabil, mi-am schimbat c\u0103\u0219tile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. V\u0103 las cu o poz\u0103 neutr\u0103. C\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi cum arat\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103rile afectate de devers\u0103rile de petrol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nu aveam planuri s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n singur\u0103 acas\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103. Aveam planuri mari cu cei doi voinici din dotare. Mi le-au dat peste cap parfumurile. Minutele 0 – 10 M-am dat cu Rare Petroleum. \u00cel primisem cu rug\u0103mintea clar\u0103 de a-i face o recenzie. Cum nu era zi de birou, puf, puf \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un puf, s\u0103 fie. \u0218i a fost. Dobor\u00e2tor. Gerard Ghislain a conceput un parfum care s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la aurul negru. La bog\u0103\u021bie, la ceva dorit de to\u021bi, un dar misterios venit din ad\u00e2ncurile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. V\u0103 citez din descrierea oficial\u0103. \u0218i tot de acolo: extaz \u0219i euforie pur\u0103. Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 spun?! Am fost la fel de extatic\u0103 ca un pesc\u0103ru\u0219 prins \u00eentr-o pat\u0103 de petrol scurs\u0103 de pe un vapor care se scufund\u0103. Nu mirosul de petrol \u00een sine, reprodus prin acorduri de oud, m-a deranjat, ci aldehidele \u0219i floricelele care mergeau bra\u021b la bra\u021b cu el. Nu trecuser\u0103 5 minute \u0219i eu m\u0103 sufocam din cauza propriului stomac, care nu se mai revoltase a\u0219a de la Secretions Magnifiques. Pe care, apropo, l-am mirosit pe dou\u0103 persoane diferite \u0219i, de\u0219i nu mi-a pl\u0103cut, m\u0103car nu m-a trimis cu capul \u00een wc. Ironman, trezit cu vreo dou\u0103 ore \u00eenaintea mea, m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 am schimbat orarul de homeschooling \u0219i azi avem chimie. – Sigur nu \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m despre carburan\u021bi sau explozibili? – \u0218u\u0219! Azi ai geografie. – Ah, era cumva Venezuela? Cinstit\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, nici eu nu \u0219tiam pe dinafar\u0103 ce trebuia s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be. Dar eram mul\u021bumit\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i-a amintit de o surs\u0103 de petrol. Cel Mare doar a ridicat o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 \u0219i a zis c\u0103 are nevoie la baie, c\u00e2nd i-am b\u0103gat m\u00e2na sub nas. C\u00e2nd s-a eliberat baia, am dat jos oroarea. N-a ajuns la notele de piele \u0219i la ce mai listeaz\u0103 pe acolo, dar asta e. Minutele 11 – 20 Sp\u0103lat\u0103, m-am pus pe c\u0103utat altceva. \u0218i mi-am amintit c\u0103 mai am ni\u0219te mostre de Jacques Fath. Curacao Bay s\u0103 fie. Vacan\u021b\u0103, plaj\u0103, alcool, exact ce-mi trebuia ca s\u0103 diluiesc cu ni\u0219te clien\u021bi de pe cealalt\u0103 parte a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Nu de unde m\u0103 trimitea parfumul, dar tot insule, plaj\u0103, soare. M\u0103 simt cumva vinovat\u0103 pentru c\u0103 am impresia c\u0103 Cecile Zarokian chiar e un parfumier bun. Dar nu pentru mine. \u00cen Curacao Bay avem mandarin\u0103, l\u0103m\u00e2ie, portocal\u0103, note verzi, note marine, frangipani, coac\u0103ze negre, mosc alb, ambergris \u0219i note lemnoase. Tare bine sun\u0103. Sun\u0103, dar nu r\u0103sare. Din balta de petrol, m-am trezit blocat\u0103 \u00eentr-o minge gonflabil\u0103, uitat\u0103 pe o plaj\u0103, la 40 de grade. Plasticul specific colacelor \u0219i saltelelor de plaj\u0103 m\u0103 cople\u0219ea. \u0218i nu doar pe mine. – Auzi, m\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau trimiterea, m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 Cel Mare – P\u0103i, s-a dus deja taic\u0103-t\u0103u. Nu te-a sunat asear\u0103? – Nu cred c\u0103 e bun\u0103. M\u0103 duc s\u0103 o iau \u00een persoan\u0103. – M\u0103 iei \u0219i pe mine? S-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i Ironman. – M\u0103 duc cu bicicleta. – Hai, nu fi r\u0103u. Dac\u0103 mergem am\u00e2ndoi, pe jos, dureaz\u0103 mai mult. – Corect. Revenim. \u0218i du\u0219i au fost. \u0218i \u0219i eu m-am dus din nou la du\u0219. Concluzia \u00centre petrol \u0219i mingea de plaj\u0103 am f\u0103cut azi mai multe du\u0219uri dec\u00e2t mi-am dorit, dar niciunul dintre call-urile mele nu a fost \u00eentrerupt de maimu\u021bele din dotare. Iar colegii m-au informat c\u0103, pentru prima dat\u0103, m\u0103 aud corespunz\u0103tor, f\u0103r\u0103 zgomot de fond. Cic\u0103, probabil, mi-am schimbat c\u0103\u0219tile. P.S. V\u0103 las cu o poz\u0103 neutr\u0103. C\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i voi cum arat\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103rile afectate de devers\u0103rile de petrol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1123,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[925,936,935,64,601,11,6,939,933,2,938,934,66,937],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miresme-si-miasme","tag-cecile-zarokian","tag-curacao-bay","tag-gerard-ghislain","tag-histoires-de-parfums","tag-jacques-fath","tag-miresme-si-miasme","tag-parfumuri","tag-petrol","tag-petroleum","tag-pitzicultural","tag-plaja","tag-rare-petroleum","tag-recenzii","tag-singura-acasa"],"yoast_head":"\nCum s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i singur\u0103 acas\u0103 \u00een 20 de minute - PitziCultural<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2023\/06\/07\/cum-sa-ramai-singura-acasa-in-20-de-minute\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cum s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i singur\u0103 acas\u0103 \u00een 20 de minute - PitziCultural\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Nu aveam planuri s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n singur\u0103 acas\u0103. 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Dimpotriv\u0103. Aveam planuri mari cu cei doi voinici din dotare. Mi le-au dat peste cap parfumurile. Minutele 0 – 10 M-am dat cu Rare Petroleum. \u00cel primisem cu rug\u0103mintea clar\u0103 de a-i face o recenzie. Cum nu era zi de birou, puf, puf \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un puf, s\u0103 fie. \u0218i a fost. Dobor\u00e2tor. Gerard Ghislain a conceput un parfum care s\u0103 ne duc\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la aurul negru. La bog\u0103\u021bie, la ceva dorit de to\u021bi, un dar misterios venit din ad\u00e2ncurile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. V\u0103 citez din descrierea oficial\u0103. \u0218i tot de acolo: extaz \u0219i euforie pur\u0103. Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 spun?! Am fost la fel de extatic\u0103 ca un pesc\u0103ru\u0219 prins \u00eentr-o pat\u0103 de petrol scurs\u0103 de pe un vapor care se scufund\u0103. Nu mirosul de petrol \u00een sine, reprodus prin acorduri de oud, m-a deranjat, ci aldehidele \u0219i floricelele care mergeau bra\u021b la bra\u021b cu el. Nu trecuser\u0103 5 minute \u0219i eu m\u0103 sufocam din cauza propriului stomac, care nu se mai revoltase a\u0219a de la Secretions Magnifiques. Pe care, apropo, l-am mirosit pe dou\u0103 persoane diferite \u0219i, de\u0219i nu mi-a pl\u0103cut, m\u0103car nu m-a trimis cu capul \u00een wc. Ironman, trezit cu vreo dou\u0103 ore \u00eenaintea mea, m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 am schimbat orarul de homeschooling \u0219i azi avem chimie. – Sigur nu \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m despre carburan\u021bi sau explozibili? – \u0218u\u0219! Azi ai geografie. – Ah, era cumva Venezuela? Cinstit\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, nici eu nu \u0219tiam pe dinafar\u0103 ce trebuia s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be. Dar eram mul\u021bumit\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i-a amintit de o surs\u0103 de petrol. Cel Mare doar a ridicat o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 \u0219i a zis c\u0103 are nevoie la baie, c\u00e2nd i-am b\u0103gat m\u00e2na sub nas. C\u00e2nd s-a eliberat baia, am dat jos oroarea. N-a ajuns la notele de piele \u0219i la ce mai listeaz\u0103 pe acolo, dar asta e. Minutele 11 – 20 Sp\u0103lat\u0103, m-am pus pe c\u0103utat altceva. \u0218i mi-am amintit c\u0103 mai am ni\u0219te mostre de Jacques Fath. Curacao Bay s\u0103 fie. Vacan\u021b\u0103, plaj\u0103, alcool, exact ce-mi trebuia ca s\u0103 diluiesc cu ni\u0219te clien\u021bi de pe cealalt\u0103 parte a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Nu de unde m\u0103 trimitea parfumul, dar tot insule, plaj\u0103, soare. M\u0103 simt cumva vinovat\u0103 pentru c\u0103 am impresia c\u0103 Cecile Zarokian chiar e un parfumier bun. Dar nu pentru mine. \u00cen Curacao Bay avem mandarin\u0103, l\u0103m\u00e2ie, portocal\u0103, note verzi, note marine, frangipani, coac\u0103ze negre, mosc alb, ambergris \u0219i note lemnoase. Tare bine sun\u0103. Sun\u0103, dar nu r\u0103sare. Din balta de petrol, m-am trezit blocat\u0103 \u00eentr-o minge gonflabil\u0103, uitat\u0103 pe o plaj\u0103, la 40 de grade. Plasticul specific colacelor \u0219i saltelelor de plaj\u0103 m\u0103 cople\u0219ea. \u0218i nu doar pe mine. – Auzi, m\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi iau trimiterea, m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 Cel Mare – P\u0103i, s-a dus deja taic\u0103-t\u0103u. Nu te-a sunat asear\u0103? – Nu cred c\u0103 e bun\u0103. M\u0103 duc s\u0103 o iau \u00een persoan\u0103. – M\u0103 iei \u0219i pe mine? S-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i Ironman. – M\u0103 duc cu bicicleta. – Hai, nu fi r\u0103u. Dac\u0103 mergem am\u00e2ndoi, pe jos, dureaz\u0103 mai mult. – Corect. Revenim. \u0218i du\u0219i au fost. \u0218i \u0219i eu m-am dus din nou la du\u0219. Concluzia \u00centre petrol \u0219i mingea de plaj\u0103 am f\u0103cut azi mai multe du\u0219uri dec\u00e2t mi-am dorit, dar niciunul dintre call-urile mele nu a fost \u00eentrerupt de maimu\u021bele din dotare. Iar colegii m-au informat c\u0103, pentru prima dat\u0103, m\u0103 aud corespunz\u0103tor, f\u0103r\u0103 zgomot de fond. Cic\u0103, probabil, mi-am schimbat c\u0103\u0219tile. P.S. V\u0103 las cu o poz\u0103 neutr\u0103. 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