{"id":433,"date":"2022-06-21T14:35:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-21T14:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/?p=433"},"modified":"2023-02-09T09:48:03","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T09:48:03","slug":"matrimoniale-si-parfumuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/06\/21\/matrimoniale-si-parfumuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Matrimoniale \u0219i parfumuri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd neuronii mei trop\u0103iau to\u021bi \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 direc\u021bie, cre\u00e2nd viziune de tunel \u0219i o anxietate c\u00e2t casa, am v\u0103zut un parfum oferit de cineva \u0219i, dup\u0103 ce m-am documentat, sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a am crezut eu, am decis c\u0103-l vreau. L-am primit. M-am \u0219i dat cu el. A fost gre\u0219eala vie\u021bii mele. M\u0103 rog, am mai f\u0103cut eu \u0219i altele, c\u0103 doar n-am umbrit p\u0103m\u00e2ntul degeaba at\u00e2\u021bia ani, dar, \u00een ziua aia, asta a fost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La primul damf, mi-am amintit brusc de cele mai nereu\u0219ite \u00eent\u00e2lniri de pe siteurile de matrimoniale. \u0218ti\u021bi voi, alea \u00een care ajungi la \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u0219i consta\u021bi c\u0103 pozele erau de acum 20 de ani \u0219i pe deasupra ale vecinului Costic\u0103, c\u0103ci amorezul din fa\u021ba ta are o burt\u0103 de necesit\u0103 un obiectiv wide-angle \u0219i o chelie \u00een care dac\u0103 bate soarele \u00ee\u021bi pr\u0103je\u0219te camera. Mirosul de alcool era singurul care se sim\u021bea. Ok. Poate era timid \u0219i avea emo\u021bii. S\u0103-l las 5 minute, poate-i trece, poate \u00eei descoperim vreo calitate care s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce…, s\u0103 ceva, orice. V-am zis c\u0103 neuronii mei erau ocupa\u021bi cu altele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i a venit oriceul. Sub forma psihopatului decis s\u0103 te ucid\u0103. Jur c\u0103 am sim\u021bit minunea aia din Secretions Magnifiques, care mi-a \u00eentors stomacul pe dos dou\u0103 zile. Am fugit spre baie mai ceva ca stru\u021bul din desenele animate cu Willy E. Coyote. M-am sp\u0103lat bine \u0219i m-am dat cu parfumul meu favorit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cum st\u0103team eu a\u0219a, simt c\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la \u00eencepe s\u0103 miroas\u0103 diferit. A\u021bi v\u0103zut voi prin filme cum ies cadavrele la suprafa\u021ba apei? Fix a\u0219a! Am reluat ciclul de sp\u0103lare \u0219i chiar m-am g\u00e2ndit serios la ni\u0219te ap\u0103 fiart\u0103 \u0219i le\u0219ie. Am abandonat ideea doar pentru c\u0103 nu mai aveam chef de \u00eenc\u0103 o programare la medic, \u0219i oricum n-a\u0219 fi \u0219tiut dac\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 programez la dermatolog sau la psihiatru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sc\u0103pat\u0103 oarecum de parfumul care se \u021binea scai de mine, mai ceva ca un amorez respins, am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale. Trebuia s\u0103 aib\u0103 un miros lemnos, de ce miroase a acvatic, lactonic, pe scurt, oribil? P\u0103i, pentru c\u0103 nu fusesem atent\u0103. Cam ca atunci c\u00e2nd poten\u021bialul pretendent zice c\u0103 \u00eei place Jador \u0219i tu cite\u0219ti J\u2019adore, c\u0103 deh, mintea ta vede ce vrea. Sub numele parfumului era un mare 2, pe care eu nu-l v\u0103zusem. \u0218i da, varianta 1 e lemnoas\u0103, varianta 2 e acvatic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103ie\u021bii nu erau acas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am fost scutit\u0103 m\u0103car de a fi \u021binta glumelor lor. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-au \u00eentors, evident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ai un parfum nou! Cum miroase? S-a ar\u0103tat interesat cel mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Hai s\u0103 afl\u0103m mai \u00eencolo, c\u0103 mi-e foame! \u0218i-a ap\u0103rat Ironman interesul. E cam galben\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103, \u0219i eu nu vreau s\u0103-mi fac singur de m\u00e2ncare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Histoire d\u2019Amour 2. Nu se las\u0103 convins \u0103la mare. Trebuie s\u0103 fie mi\u0219to!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mda, ca o \u00eent\u00e2lnire nereu\u0219it\u0103 pe T, zic eu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– P\u0103i, \u00eent\u00e2lnirea noastr\u0103 a fost cel mai bun lucru care ni se putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dac\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu el, n-o s\u0103 mai fie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se pare c\u0103 argumentul a c\u00e2nt\u0103rit greu, c\u0103ci m-a l\u0103sat \u00een pace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu, \u00een schimb, am trecut toate e\u0219ecurile \u00een revist\u0103. \u0218i mi-am dat seama c\u0103 am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit \u0219i, de\u0219i am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u0219i oameni mi\u0219to, a\u0219a cum am cump\u0103rat blind \u0219i parfumuri mi\u0219to, parc\u0103 nu mai sunt dispus\u0103 s\u0103 risc la fel de mult. Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 mai avea nevoie, acum, c\u0103 \u00eel am pe cel mare. Am totu\u0219i o curiozitate: voi cum proceda\u021bi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd neuronii mei trop\u0103iau to\u021bi \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 direc\u021bie, cre\u00e2nd viziune de tunel \u0219i o anxietate c\u00e2t casa, am v\u0103zut un parfum oferit de cineva \u0219i, dup\u0103 ce m-am documentat, sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a am crezut eu, am decis c\u0103-l vreau. L-am primit. M-am \u0219i dat cu el. A fost gre\u0219eala vie\u021bii mele. M\u0103 rog, am mai f\u0103cut eu \u0219i altele, c\u0103 doar n-am umbrit p\u0103m\u00e2ntul degeaba at\u00e2\u021bia ani, dar, \u00een ziua aia, asta a fost. La primul damf, mi-am amintit brusc de cele mai nereu\u0219ite \u00eent\u00e2lniri de pe siteurile de matrimoniale. \u0218ti\u021bi voi, alea \u00een care ajungi la \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u0219i consta\u021bi c\u0103 pozele erau de acum 20 de ani \u0219i pe deasupra ale vecinului Costic\u0103, c\u0103ci amorezul din fa\u021ba ta are o burt\u0103 de necesit\u0103 un obiectiv wide-angle \u0219i o chelie \u00een care dac\u0103 bate soarele \u00ee\u021bi pr\u0103je\u0219te camera. Mirosul de alcool era singurul care se sim\u021bea. Ok. Poate era timid \u0219i avea emo\u021bii. S\u0103-l las 5 minute, poate-i trece, poate \u00eei descoperim vreo calitate care s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce…, s\u0103 ceva, orice. V-am zis c\u0103 neuronii mei erau ocupa\u021bi cu altele! \u0218i a venit oriceul. Sub forma psihopatului decis s\u0103 te ucid\u0103. Jur c\u0103 am sim\u021bit minunea aia din Secretions Magnifiques, care mi-a \u00eentors stomacul pe dos dou\u0103 zile. Am fugit spre baie mai ceva ca stru\u021bul din desenele animate cu Willy E. Coyote. M-am sp\u0103lat bine \u0219i m-am dat cu parfumul meu favorit. \u0218i cum st\u0103team eu a\u0219a, simt c\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la \u00eencepe s\u0103 miroas\u0103 diferit. A\u021bi v\u0103zut voi prin filme cum ies cadavrele la suprafa\u021ba apei? Fix a\u0219a! Am reluat ciclul de sp\u0103lare \u0219i chiar m-am g\u00e2ndit serios la ni\u0219te ap\u0103 fiart\u0103 \u0219i le\u0219ie. Am abandonat ideea doar pentru c\u0103 nu mai aveam chef de \u00eenc\u0103 o programare la medic, \u0219i oricum n-a\u0219 fi \u0219tiut dac\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 programez la dermatolog sau la psihiatru. Sc\u0103pat\u0103 oarecum de parfumul care se \u021binea scai de mine, mai ceva ca un amorez respins, am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale. Trebuia s\u0103 aib\u0103 un miros lemnos, de ce miroase a acvatic, lactonic, pe scurt, oribil? P\u0103i, pentru c\u0103 nu fusesem atent\u0103. Cam ca atunci c\u00e2nd poten\u021bialul pretendent zice c\u0103 \u00eei place Jador \u0219i tu cite\u0219ti J\u2019adore, c\u0103 deh, mintea ta vede ce vrea. Sub numele parfumului era un mare 2, pe care eu nu-l v\u0103zusem. \u0218i da, varianta 1 e lemnoas\u0103, varianta 2 e acvatic\u0103. B\u0103ie\u021bii nu erau acas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am fost scutit\u0103 m\u0103car de a fi \u021binta glumelor lor. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-au \u00eentors, evident. – Ai un parfum nou! Cum miroase? S-a ar\u0103tat interesat cel mare. – Hai s\u0103 afl\u0103m mai \u00eencolo, c\u0103 mi-e foame! \u0218i-a ap\u0103rat Ironman interesul. E cam galben\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103, \u0219i eu nu vreau s\u0103-mi fac singur de m\u00e2ncare! – Histoire d\u2019Amour 2. Nu se las\u0103 convins \u0103la mare. Trebuie s\u0103 fie mi\u0219to! – Mda, ca o \u00eent\u00e2lnire nereu\u0219it\u0103 pe T, zic eu. – P\u0103i, \u00eent\u00e2lnirea noastr\u0103 a fost cel mai bun lucru care ni se putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla! – Dac\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu el, n-o s\u0103 mai fie! Se pare c\u0103 argumentul a c\u00e2nt\u0103rit greu, c\u0103ci m-a l\u0103sat \u00een pace. Eu, \u00een schimb, am trecut toate e\u0219ecurile \u00een revist\u0103. \u0218i mi-am dat seama c\u0103 am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit \u0219i, de\u0219i am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u0219i oameni mi\u0219to, a\u0219a cum am cump\u0103rat blind \u0219i parfumuri mi\u0219to, parc\u0103 nu mai sunt dispus\u0103 s\u0103 risc la fel de mult. Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 mai avea nevoie, acum, c\u0103 \u00eel am pe cel mare. Am totu\u0219i o curiozitate: voi cum proceda\u021bi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":434,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[342,341,340,343,11,6,2,66],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miresme-si-miasme","tag-aubusson","tag-blind-buy","tag-blind-date","tag-histoire-damour-2","tag-miresme-si-miasme","tag-parfumuri","tag-pitzicultural","tag-recenzii"],"yoast_head":"\nMatrimoniale \u0219i parfumuri - PitziCultural<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/06\/21\/matrimoniale-si-parfumuri\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Matrimoniale \u0219i parfumuri - PitziCultural\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd neuronii mei trop\u0103iau to\u021bi \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 direc\u021bie, cre\u00e2nd viziune de tunel \u0219i o anxietate c\u00e2t casa, am v\u0103zut un parfum oferit de cineva \u0219i, dup\u0103 ce m-am documentat, sau cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a am crezut eu, am decis c\u0103-l vreau. L-am primit. M-am \u0219i dat cu el. A fost gre\u0219eala vie\u021bii mele. M\u0103 rog, am mai f\u0103cut eu \u0219i altele, c\u0103 doar n-am umbrit p\u0103m\u00e2ntul degeaba at\u00e2\u021bia ani, dar, \u00een ziua aia, asta a fost. La primul damf, mi-am amintit brusc de cele mai nereu\u0219ite \u00eent\u00e2lniri de pe siteurile de matrimoniale. \u0218ti\u021bi voi, alea \u00een care ajungi la \u00eent\u00e2lnire \u0219i consta\u021bi c\u0103 pozele erau de acum 20 de ani \u0219i pe deasupra ale vecinului Costic\u0103, c\u0103ci amorezul din fa\u021ba ta are o burt\u0103 de necesit\u0103 un obiectiv wide-angle \u0219i o chelie \u00een care dac\u0103 bate soarele \u00ee\u021bi pr\u0103je\u0219te camera. Mirosul de alcool era singurul care se sim\u021bea. Ok. Poate era timid \u0219i avea emo\u021bii. S\u0103-l las 5 minute, poate-i trece, poate \u00eei descoperim vreo calitate care s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce…, s\u0103 ceva, orice. V-am zis c\u0103 neuronii mei erau ocupa\u021bi cu altele! \u0218i a venit oriceul. Sub forma psihopatului decis s\u0103 te ucid\u0103. Jur c\u0103 am sim\u021bit minunea aia din Secretions Magnifiques, care mi-a \u00eentors stomacul pe dos dou\u0103 zile. Am fugit spre baie mai ceva ca stru\u021bul din desenele animate cu Willy E. Coyote. M-am sp\u0103lat bine \u0219i m-am dat cu parfumul meu favorit. \u0218i cum st\u0103team eu a\u0219a, simt c\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la \u00eencepe s\u0103 miroas\u0103 diferit. A\u021bi v\u0103zut voi prin filme cum ies cadavrele la suprafa\u021ba apei? Fix a\u0219a! Am reluat ciclul de sp\u0103lare \u0219i chiar m-am g\u00e2ndit serios la ni\u0219te ap\u0103 fiart\u0103 \u0219i le\u0219ie. Am abandonat ideea doar pentru c\u0103 nu mai aveam chef de \u00eenc\u0103 o programare la medic, \u0219i oricum n-a\u0219 fi \u0219tiut dac\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 programez la dermatolog sau la psihiatru. Sc\u0103pat\u0103 oarecum de parfumul care se \u021binea scai de mine, mai ceva ca un amorez respins, am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale. Trebuia s\u0103 aib\u0103 un miros lemnos, de ce miroase a acvatic, lactonic, pe scurt, oribil? P\u0103i, pentru c\u0103 nu fusesem atent\u0103. Cam ca atunci c\u00e2nd poten\u021bialul pretendent zice c\u0103 \u00eei place Jador \u0219i tu cite\u0219ti J\u2019adore, c\u0103 deh, mintea ta vede ce vrea. Sub numele parfumului era un mare 2, pe care eu nu-l v\u0103zusem. \u0218i da, varianta 1 e lemnoas\u0103, varianta 2 e acvatic\u0103. B\u0103ie\u021bii nu erau acas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am fost scutit\u0103 m\u0103car de a fi \u021binta glumelor lor. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-au \u00eentors, evident. – Ai un parfum nou! Cum miroase? S-a ar\u0103tat interesat cel mare. – Hai s\u0103 afl\u0103m mai \u00eencolo, c\u0103 mi-e foame! \u0218i-a ap\u0103rat Ironman interesul. E cam galben\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103, \u0219i eu nu vreau s\u0103-mi fac singur de m\u00e2ncare! – Histoire d\u2019Amour 2. Nu se las\u0103 convins \u0103la mare. Trebuie s\u0103 fie mi\u0219to! – Mda, ca o \u00eent\u00e2lnire nereu\u0219it\u0103 pe T, zic eu. – P\u0103i, \u00eent\u00e2lnirea noastr\u0103 a fost cel mai bun lucru care ni se putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla! – Dac\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu el, n-o s\u0103 mai fie! Se pare c\u0103 argumentul a c\u00e2nt\u0103rit greu, c\u0103ci m-a l\u0103sat \u00een pace. Eu, \u00een schimb, am trecut toate e\u0219ecurile \u00een revist\u0103. \u0218i mi-am dat seama c\u0103 am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit \u0219i, de\u0219i am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u0219i oameni mi\u0219to, a\u0219a cum am cump\u0103rat blind \u0219i parfumuri mi\u0219to, parc\u0103 nu mai sunt dispus\u0103 s\u0103 risc la fel de mult. Nu c\u0103 a\u0219 mai avea nevoie, acum, c\u0103 \u00eel am pe cel mare. 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Sc\u0103pat\u0103 oarecum de parfumul care se \u021binea scai de mine, mai ceva ca un amorez respins, am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi pun \u00eentreb\u0103ri existen\u021biale. Trebuia s\u0103 aib\u0103 un miros lemnos, de ce miroase a acvatic, lactonic, pe scurt, oribil? P\u0103i, pentru c\u0103 nu fusesem atent\u0103. Cam ca atunci c\u00e2nd poten\u021bialul pretendent zice c\u0103 \u00eei place Jador \u0219i tu cite\u0219ti J\u2019adore, c\u0103 deh, mintea ta vede ce vrea. Sub numele parfumului era un mare 2, pe care eu nu-l v\u0103zusem. \u0218i da, varianta 1 e lemnoas\u0103, varianta 2 e acvatic\u0103. B\u0103ie\u021bii nu erau acas\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 am fost scutit\u0103 m\u0103car de a fi \u021binta glumelor lor. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-au \u00eentors, evident. – Ai un parfum nou! Cum miroase? S-a ar\u0103tat interesat cel mare. – Hai s\u0103 afl\u0103m mai \u00eencolo, c\u0103 mi-e foame! \u0218i-a ap\u0103rat Ironman interesul. 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