{"id":451,"date":"2022-07-09T14:38:08","date_gmt":"2022-07-09T14:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/?p=451"},"modified":"2023-02-09T09:36:48","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T09:36:48","slug":"daca-i-ordin-cu-placere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/07\/09\/daca-i-ordin-cu-placere\/","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103-i ordin, cu pl\u0103cere!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Eu n-a\u0219 fi rezistat \u00een armat\u0103! Dac\u0103-mi impune cineva s\u0103 fac ceva, am, a\u0219a, o pornire, o flac\u0103r\u0103 interioar\u0103, o nebunie s\u0103 fac fix pe dos. Am suferit de asta de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu. Hai, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem, respect legile, c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00een comunitate, dar zi-mi c\u0103 nu pot, nu am voie sau nu e \u00een\u021belept \u0219i te invit s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la mine cum fac de dou\u0103 ori, \u0219i mai fac \u0219i poze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta, p\u00e2n\u0103 azi. C\u0103ci azi am dat de Alluring Fig. De la Kalotinis. \u0218i, odat\u0103 cu mine, l-au descoperit \u0219i ai mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe mine miroase a frunz\u0103 de smochin. At\u00e2t de realist, c\u0103 simt p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i rugozitatea frunzei c\u00e2nd \u00eel miros. In spate, apare o vanilie care m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 pu\u021bin, dar nu \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 zic nu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar dac\u0103 e s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i nu trebuie s\u0103 muncesc, conform obi\u0219nuin\u021bei, m\u0103 trezesc, cafea \u0219i parfum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ceva mai t\u00e2rziu apar \u0219i voinicii din cas\u0103. Unul, megafericit c\u0103 primarul \u021bine cu el \u0219i nu da ap\u0103 cald\u0103, motiv s\u0103 nu se spele, de\u0219i el oricum se spal\u0103 cu ap\u0103 rece, altul, schiop\u0103t\u00e2nd \u0219i jelind amarnic c\u0103 nu mai ajungem \u00een Pirin vara asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mam\u0103, cum miro\u0219i! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, ai luat \u0219i tu ceva decent, au exclamat \u00eentr-un glas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– B\u00e2\u0219ti, c\u0103 nu mi-am terminat cafeaua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O terminasem de mult\u0103 vreme, dar nu eram fraier\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai c\u00e2\u0219tig cinci minute de lini\u0219te, \u00een care s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la smochinul din curtea bunicilor materni. N-am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u021ba mea vreo smochin\u0103 coapt\u0103 \u00een el, dar \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau frunzele \u0219i grija cu care bunicul \u00eel \u00eenvelea \u00een fiecare iarn\u0103. \u0218i-mi pl\u0103cea s\u0103 stau l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, poate, poate, v\u0103d vreo smochin\u0103 ce se vrea m\u00e2ncat\u0103. \u0218i, da, parfumul \u0103sta miroase precum tufa aia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00ce\u021bi aminte\u0219ti de Melnik, de piramidele de p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i de mo\u0219ul care \u021bi-a adus lada aia de smochine acoperite de frunze?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Introducerea asta merita pu\u021bin\u0103 aten\u021bie, c\u0103ci f\u0103cea referire la prima vacan\u021b\u0103 cu cel mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Da. Ce vremuri! \u0218i ce om dr\u0103gu\u021b! Mo\u0219ului \u00eei cerusem un kilogram de smochine \u0219i mi-a adus o l\u0103di\u021b\u0103 de vreo trei. Am m\u00e2ncat at\u00e2tea smochine c\u0103 n-am mai putut bea bere. Ceea ce spune multe, c\u0103 eu, vara,  nu renun\u021b la bere a\u0219a u\u0219or.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 te mai dai cu parfumul \u0103sta? Mai apare un cap de dup\u0103 u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mai d\u0103-te cu el!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Numai dac\u0103 faci baie! Iar pe tine s\u0103 nu te aud, c\u0103 \u021bi-a trebuit fotbal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dac\u0103 te dai cu el, e\u0219ti at\u00e2t de bine dispus\u0103 c\u0103 pot s\u0103 nu m\u0103 sp\u0103l. Nu m-ai certat \u00eenc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd te-ai trezit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tocmai mi s-a zis c\u0103 sunt o mam\u0103 nasoal\u0103 \u0219i eu nu m-am sup\u0103rat. O fi grav?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu, nu m\u0103 mai dau cu el, c\u0103 m\u0103 enerva\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i eu mi-am dat seama c\u0103 asta e o minciun\u0103, c\u0103ci cinci minute mai t\u00e2rziu, mai d\u0103deam o tur\u0103, ba chiar f\u0103ceam socoteli la c\u00e2t\u0103 bere renun\u021b ca s\u0103-mi iau o sticl\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103. Deci, tocmai m-am l\u0103sat convins\u0103 s\u0103 execut un ordin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Aaaaaah, ne iube\u0219ti! Eram preci\u0219i!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, eu \u00eemi v\u0103d de ale mele, iar ei au plecat s\u0103-mi culeag\u0103 frunze de smochin. C\u0103ci, \u00een zon\u0103, \u00een curtea unei case, e un smochin uria\u0219, ale c\u0103rui frunze trec de gard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, dac\u0103 vede\u021bi un adult schiop\u0103t\u00e2nd \u0219i un adolescent cu arome de sconcs, s\u0103-i trimite\u021bi acas\u0103, c\u0103 nu mi-au zis ce vor s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce azi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Eu n-a\u0219 fi rezistat \u00een armat\u0103! Dac\u0103-mi impune cineva s\u0103 fac ceva, am, a\u0219a, o pornire, o flac\u0103r\u0103 interioar\u0103, o nebunie s\u0103 fac fix pe dos. Am suferit de asta de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu. Hai, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem, respect legile, c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00een comunitate, dar zi-mi c\u0103 nu pot, nu am voie sau nu e \u00een\u021belept \u0219i te invit s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la mine cum fac de dou\u0103 ori, \u0219i mai fac \u0219i poze. Asta, p\u00e2n\u0103 azi. C\u0103ci azi am dat de Alluring Fig. De la Kalotinis. \u0218i, odat\u0103 cu mine, l-au descoperit \u0219i ai mei. Pe mine miroase a frunz\u0103 de smochin. At\u00e2t de realist, c\u0103 simt p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i rugozitatea frunzei c\u00e2nd \u00eel miros. In spate, apare o vanilie care m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 pu\u021bin, dar nu \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 zic nu. Chiar dac\u0103 e s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i nu trebuie s\u0103 muncesc, conform obi\u0219nuin\u021bei, m\u0103 trezesc, cafea \u0219i parfum. Ceva mai t\u00e2rziu apar \u0219i voinicii din cas\u0103. Unul, megafericit c\u0103 primarul \u021bine cu el \u0219i nu da ap\u0103 cald\u0103, motiv s\u0103 nu se spele, de\u0219i el oricum se spal\u0103 cu ap\u0103 rece, altul, schiop\u0103t\u00e2nd \u0219i jelind amarnic c\u0103 nu mai ajungem \u00een Pirin vara asta. – Mam\u0103, cum miro\u0219i! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, ai luat \u0219i tu ceva decent, au exclamat \u00eentr-un glas. – B\u00e2\u0219ti, c\u0103 nu mi-am terminat cafeaua! O terminasem de mult\u0103 vreme, dar nu eram fraier\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai c\u00e2\u0219tig cinci minute de lini\u0219te, \u00een care s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la smochinul din curtea bunicilor materni. N-am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u021ba mea vreo smochin\u0103 coapt\u0103 \u00een el, dar \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau frunzele \u0219i grija cu care bunicul \u00eel \u00eenvelea \u00een fiecare iarn\u0103. \u0218i-mi pl\u0103cea s\u0103 stau l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, poate, poate, v\u0103d vreo smochin\u0103 ce se vrea m\u00e2ncat\u0103. \u0218i, da, parfumul \u0103sta miroase precum tufa aia. – \u00ce\u021bi aminte\u0219ti de Melnik, de piramidele de p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i de mo\u0219ul care \u021bi-a adus lada aia de smochine acoperite de frunze? Introducerea asta merita pu\u021bin\u0103 aten\u021bie, c\u0103ci f\u0103cea referire la prima vacan\u021b\u0103 cu cel mare. – Da. Ce vremuri! \u0218i ce om dr\u0103gu\u021b! Mo\u0219ului \u00eei cerusem un kilogram de smochine \u0219i mi-a adus o l\u0103di\u021b\u0103 de vreo trei. Am m\u00e2ncat at\u00e2tea smochine c\u0103 n-am mai putut bea bere. Ceea ce spune multe, c\u0103 eu, vara,  nu renun\u021b la bere a\u0219a u\u0219or. – Nu-i a\u0219a c\u0103 te mai dai cu parfumul \u0103sta? Mai apare un cap de dup\u0103 u\u0219\u0103. – Mai d\u0103-te cu el! – Numai dac\u0103 faci baie! Iar pe tine s\u0103 nu te aud, c\u0103 \u021bi-a trebuit fotbal! – Dac\u0103 te dai cu el, e\u0219ti at\u00e2t de bine dispus\u0103 c\u0103 pot s\u0103 nu m\u0103 sp\u0103l. Nu m-ai certat \u00eenc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd te-ai trezit. Tocmai mi s-a zis c\u0103 sunt o mam\u0103 nasoal\u0103 \u0219i eu nu m-am sup\u0103rat. O fi grav? – Nu, nu m\u0103 mai dau cu el, c\u0103 m\u0103 enerva\u021bi! P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i eu mi-am dat seama c\u0103 asta e o minciun\u0103, c\u0103ci cinci minute mai t\u00e2rziu, mai d\u0103deam o tur\u0103, ba chiar f\u0103ceam socoteli la c\u00e2t\u0103 bere renun\u021b ca s\u0103-mi iau o sticl\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103. Deci, tocmai m-am l\u0103sat convins\u0103 s\u0103 execut un ordin. – Aaaaaah, ne iube\u0219ti! Eram preci\u0219i! Acum, eu \u00eemi v\u0103d de ale mele, iar ei au plecat s\u0103-mi culeag\u0103 frunze de smochin. C\u0103ci, \u00een zon\u0103, \u00een curtea unei case, e un smochin uria\u0219, ale c\u0103rui frunze trec de gard. Deci, dac\u0103 vede\u021bi un adult schiop\u0103t\u00e2nd \u0219i un adolescent cu arome de sconcs, s\u0103-i trimite\u021bi acas\u0103, c\u0103 nu mi-au zis ce vor s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce azi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":453,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[363,12,365,11,6,2,66,364,358],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miresme-si-miasme","tag-alluring-fig","tag-amintiri","tag-melnik","tag-miresme-si-miasme","tag-parfumuri","tag-pitzicultural","tag-recenzii","tag-smochine","tag-theodoros-kalotinis"],"yoast_head":"\nDac\u0103-i ordin, cu pl\u0103cere! - PitziCultural<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/07\/09\/daca-i-ordin-cu-placere\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dac\u0103-i ordin, cu pl\u0103cere! - PitziCultural\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Eu n-a\u0219 fi rezistat \u00een armat\u0103! Dac\u0103-mi impune cineva s\u0103 fac ceva, am, a\u0219a, o pornire, o flac\u0103r\u0103 interioar\u0103, o nebunie s\u0103 fac fix pe dos. Am suferit de asta de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu. Hai, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem, respect legile, c\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00een comunitate, dar zi-mi c\u0103 nu pot, nu am voie sau nu e \u00een\u021belept \u0219i te invit s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la mine cum fac de dou\u0103 ori, \u0219i mai fac \u0219i poze. Asta, p\u00e2n\u0103 azi. C\u0103ci azi am dat de Alluring Fig. De la Kalotinis. \u0218i, odat\u0103 cu mine, l-au descoperit \u0219i ai mei. Pe mine miroase a frunz\u0103 de smochin. At\u00e2t de realist, c\u0103 simt p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i rugozitatea frunzei c\u00e2nd \u00eel miros. In spate, apare o vanilie care m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 pu\u021bin, dar nu \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 zic nu. Chiar dac\u0103 e s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i nu trebuie s\u0103 muncesc, conform obi\u0219nuin\u021bei, m\u0103 trezesc, cafea \u0219i parfum. Ceva mai t\u00e2rziu apar \u0219i voinicii din cas\u0103. Unul, megafericit c\u0103 primarul \u021bine cu el \u0219i nu da ap\u0103 cald\u0103, motiv s\u0103 nu se spele, de\u0219i el oricum se spal\u0103 cu ap\u0103 rece, altul, schiop\u0103t\u00e2nd \u0219i jelind amarnic c\u0103 nu mai ajungem \u00een Pirin vara asta. – Mam\u0103, cum miro\u0219i! \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, ai luat \u0219i tu ceva decent, au exclamat \u00eentr-un glas. – B\u00e2\u0219ti, c\u0103 nu mi-am terminat cafeaua! O terminasem de mult\u0103 vreme, dar nu eram fraier\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai c\u00e2\u0219tig cinci minute de lini\u0219te, \u00een care s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la smochinul din curtea bunicilor materni. N-am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u021ba mea vreo smochin\u0103 coapt\u0103 \u00een el, dar \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau frunzele \u0219i grija cu care bunicul \u00eel \u00eenvelea \u00een fiecare iarn\u0103. \u0218i-mi pl\u0103cea s\u0103 stau l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, poate, poate, v\u0103d vreo smochin\u0103 ce se vrea m\u00e2ncat\u0103. \u0218i, da, parfumul \u0103sta miroase precum tufa aia. – \u00ce\u021bi aminte\u0219ti de Melnik, de piramidele de p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i de mo\u0219ul care \u021bi-a adus lada aia de smochine acoperite de frunze? Introducerea asta merita pu\u021bin\u0103 aten\u021bie, c\u0103ci f\u0103cea referire la prima vacan\u021b\u0103 cu cel mare. – Da. Ce vremuri! \u0218i ce om dr\u0103gu\u021b! Mo\u0219ului \u00eei cerusem un kilogram de smochine \u0219i mi-a adus o l\u0103di\u021b\u0103 de vreo trei. Am m\u00e2ncat at\u00e2tea smochine c\u0103 n-am mai putut bea bere. 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