{"id":87,"date":"2022-01-31T14:24:45","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T14:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/?p=87"},"modified":"2022-02-11T09:44:39","modified_gmt":"2022-02-11T09:44:39","slug":"iarba-si-incendii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/01\/31\/iarba-si-incendii\/","title":{"rendered":"Iarb\u0103 \u0219i incendii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Am o prieten\u0103 care-mi spune c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 las fermecat\u0103. Sun\u0103 poetic, ce-i drept, dar e doar o form\u0103 elegant\u0103 de a-mi sugera c\u0103 m\u0103 las u\u0219or prostit\u0103. Din p\u0103cate, nu o pot contrazice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De data asta m-am l\u0103sat vr\u0103jit\u0103 de hype-ul din jurul crea\u021biilor My Geisha \u0219i m-am dus direct la Cannabis. Mi-am zis c\u0103 probabil n-o s\u0103 ajung high, dar m\u0103car o s\u0103 miros iarb\u0103. Din aia din parc, nu din aia ilegal\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu bat drumul doar pentru 5 ml, m-am b\u0103gat \u0219i la un Dark Vanilla de la Montale, c\u0103 are a\u0219a o arom\u0103 de fum \u0219i nuci \u0219i vanilie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar, s\u0103 trec la subiect:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plec s\u0103 le iau cu cel\u0103lalt adult din cas\u0103. Era un frig zdrav\u0103n, dar cic\u0103 avea chef de plimbare. Aiurea, voia s\u0103 fie preg\u0103tit pentru ce-l a\u0219teapt\u0103. Iau flacoanele le bag \u00een buzunar \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 le ignor \u0219i s\u0103 nu le testez pe loc. Am rezistat de la Obor p\u00e2n\u0103 la intersec\u021bia cu Ferdinand. Pentru cine nu \u0219tie Bucure\u0219tiul, dou\u0103 sta\u021bii de autobuz, \u00een pas alert, cam 7 minute. Ei, \u0219i la Ferdinand, omul meu se opre\u0219te s\u0103-\u0219i verifice mailul, c\u0103 primise un mesaj important. M\u0103 \u00eentorc cu spatele \u0219i scot sticlele, c\u0103 m\u0103 ardeau deja la m\u00e2ini, \u0219i puf, puf, una pe o \u00eencheietur\u0103, cealalt\u0103 pe alta. Frig, deci nu se prinde nimeni. Cum mailul era cu adev\u0103rat important, gr\u0103bim pasul spre cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 transpir. Sim\u021beam eu a\u0219a, c\u0103 aerul proasp\u0103t parc\u0103 nu mai e la fel de proasp\u0103t, dar t\u0103ceam m\u00e2lc \u0219i \u00eenfundam m\u00e2inile mai tare \u00een buzunare. La un moment dat, omul \u00eencepe s\u0103 se uite \u00een jur, c\u0103 tocmai treceam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o construc\u021bie abandonat\u0103 \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ce naiba or fi f\u0103cut aici, c\u0103 pute a grajd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ei, probabil au aruncat gunoaie. Hai mai repede s\u0103 nu pierzi comanda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajungem acas\u0103, el se repede la magazin \u0219i eu \u00een bloc, c\u0103 poate am timp s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l p\u00e2n\u0103 vine. Aiurea, \u00cen scar\u0103, era vecina pensionar\u0103 cu chef de vorb\u0103. Una din cele 30 din bloc, c\u0103 a\u0219a am eu baft\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u00e2t am la \u00eentre\u021binere?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sta\u021bi s\u0103 scot ochelarii, s\u0103 m\u0103 uit. Mare gre\u0219eal\u0103, c\u0103ci a presupus s\u0103 scot \u0219i o m\u00e2n\u0103 din buzunar. \u00cen traseul ei spre geant\u0103 \u0219i apoi spre nasul meu, cu ochelarii at\u00e2t de necesari, nu-mi dau seama ce d\u00e2re de Dark Vanilla las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i unde n-o v\u0103d pe vecin\u0103, c\u0103 brusc cap\u0103t\u0103 energie, face o piruet\u0103 spre u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A luat foc co\u0219ul de gunoi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu o \u00eentrebam la ce apartament m\u0103 uit, ea \u00eei d\u0103dea \u00eenainte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Miroase a fum, sigur arde ceva!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu arde nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Mai bine v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u00een co\u0219ul de gunoi, c\u0103 sigur au aruncat \u0103ia de la trei o \u021bigar\u0103 aprins\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum \u0103ia ar fi aruncat-o \u00een co\u0219 \u0219i nu pe jos. \u00cei fac damblaua, o calmez c\u0103 nu-i niciun incendiu \u0219i sprintez pe sc\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. Doar ce apuc s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l pe m\u00e2na afumat\u0103 c\u0103 apare \u00een u\u0219a b\u0103ii jum\u0103tatea mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ai \u00eencercat parfumul cu iarb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aham, a\u0219a am f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu \u021bi se pare c\u0103 miroase a frunze de brusture? Se uit\u0103 la mine \u00eentr-o dung\u0103, trage u\u0219a de la baie \u0219i \u00een timp ce \u021bine ferm de clan\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 nu pot ie\u0219i, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 senin:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00cenainte sau dup\u0103 ce te-ai \u0219ters cu ele…?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i acesta este motivul pentru care toat\u0103 luna ianuarie nu am cump\u0103rat nimic. C\u0103ci a \u021binut de clan\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 am promis c\u0103 nu mai fac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am o prieten\u0103 care-mi spune c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 las fermecat\u0103. Sun\u0103 poetic, ce-i drept, dar e doar o form\u0103 elegant\u0103 de a-mi sugera c\u0103 m\u0103 las u\u0219or prostit\u0103. Din p\u0103cate, nu o pot contrazice. De data asta m-am l\u0103sat vr\u0103jit\u0103 de hype-ul din jurul crea\u021biilor My Geisha \u0219i m-am dus direct la Cannabis. Mi-am zis c\u0103 probabil n-o s\u0103 ajung high, dar m\u0103car o s\u0103 miros iarb\u0103. Din aia din parc, nu din aia ilegal\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu bat drumul doar pentru 5 ml, m-am b\u0103gat \u0219i la un Dark Vanilla de la Montale, c\u0103 are a\u0219a o arom\u0103 de fum \u0219i nuci \u0219i vanilie. Dar, s\u0103 trec la subiect: Plec s\u0103 le iau cu cel\u0103lalt adult din cas\u0103. Era un frig zdrav\u0103n, dar cic\u0103 avea chef de plimbare. Aiurea, voia s\u0103 fie preg\u0103tit pentru ce-l a\u0219teapt\u0103. Iau flacoanele le bag \u00een buzunar \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 le ignor \u0219i s\u0103 nu le testez pe loc. Am rezistat de la Obor p\u00e2n\u0103 la intersec\u021bia cu Ferdinand. Pentru cine nu \u0219tie Bucure\u0219tiul, dou\u0103 sta\u021bii de autobuz, \u00een pas alert, cam 7 minute. Ei, \u0219i la Ferdinand, omul meu se opre\u0219te s\u0103-\u0219i verifice mailul, c\u0103 primise un mesaj important. M\u0103 \u00eentorc cu spatele \u0219i scot sticlele, c\u0103 m\u0103 ardeau deja la m\u00e2ini, \u0219i puf, puf, una pe o \u00eencheietur\u0103, cealalt\u0103 pe alta. Frig, deci nu se prinde nimeni. Cum mailul era cu adev\u0103rat important, gr\u0103bim pasul spre cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 transpir. Sim\u021beam eu a\u0219a, c\u0103 aerul proasp\u0103t parc\u0103 nu mai e la fel de proasp\u0103t, dar t\u0103ceam m\u00e2lc \u0219i \u00eenfundam m\u00e2inile mai tare \u00een buzunare. La un moment dat, omul \u00eencepe s\u0103 se uite \u00een jur, c\u0103 tocmai treceam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o construc\u021bie abandonat\u0103 \u0219i zice: – Ce naiba or fi f\u0103cut aici, c\u0103 pute a grajd. – Ei, probabil au aruncat gunoaie. Hai mai repede s\u0103 nu pierzi comanda. Ajungem acas\u0103, el se repede la magazin \u0219i eu \u00een bloc, c\u0103 poate am timp s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l p\u00e2n\u0103 vine. Aiurea, \u00cen scar\u0103, era vecina pensionar\u0103 cu chef de vorb\u0103. Una din cele 30 din bloc, c\u0103 a\u0219a am eu baft\u0103. – Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u00e2t am la \u00eentre\u021binere? – Sta\u021bi s\u0103 scot ochelarii, s\u0103 m\u0103 uit. Mare gre\u0219eal\u0103, c\u0103ci a presupus s\u0103 scot \u0219i o m\u00e2n\u0103 din buzunar. \u00cen traseul ei spre geant\u0103 \u0219i apoi spre nasul meu, cu ochelarii at\u00e2t de necesari, nu-mi dau seama ce d\u00e2re de Dark Vanilla las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103. \u0218i unde n-o v\u0103d pe vecin\u0103, c\u0103 brusc cap\u0103t\u0103 energie, face o piruet\u0103 spre u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i zice: – A luat foc co\u0219ul de gunoi! Eu o \u00eentrebam la ce apartament m\u0103 uit, ea \u00eei d\u0103dea \u00eenainte: – Miroase a fum, sigur arde ceva! – Nu arde nimic. – Mai bine v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u00een co\u0219ul de gunoi, c\u0103 sigur au aruncat \u0103ia de la trei o \u021bigar\u0103 aprins\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum \u0103ia ar fi aruncat-o \u00een co\u0219 \u0219i nu pe jos. \u00cei fac damblaua, o calmez c\u0103 nu-i niciun incendiu \u0219i sprintez pe sc\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. Doar ce apuc s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l pe m\u00e2na afumat\u0103 c\u0103 apare \u00een u\u0219a b\u0103ii jum\u0103tatea mea. – Ai \u00eencercat parfumul cu iarb\u0103. Aham, a\u0219a am f\u0103cut. – Nu \u021bi se pare c\u0103 miroase a frunze de brusture? Se uit\u0103 la mine \u00eentr-o dung\u0103, trage u\u0219a de la baie \u0219i \u00een timp ce \u021bine ferm de clan\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 nu pot ie\u0219i, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 senin: – \u00cenainte sau dup\u0103 ce te-ai \u0219ters cu ele…? \u0218i acesta este motivul pentru care toat\u0103 luna ianuarie nu am cump\u0103rat nimic. C\u0103ci a \u021binut de clan\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 am promis c\u0103 nu mai fac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":88,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[61,13,11,58,60,6,20,2,66],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miresme-si-miasme","tag-cannabis","tag-de-incercat","tag-miresme-si-miasme","tag-montale","tag-my-geisha","tag-parfumuri","tag-pitzi-se-plictiseste","tag-pitzicultural","tag-recenzii"],"yoast_head":"\nIarb\u0103 \u0219i incendii - PitziCultural<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pitzicultural.ro\/index.php\/2022\/01\/31\/iarba-si-incendii\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Iarb\u0103 \u0219i incendii - PitziCultural\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Am o prieten\u0103 care-mi spune c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 las fermecat\u0103. Sun\u0103 poetic, ce-i drept, dar e doar o form\u0103 elegant\u0103 de a-mi sugera c\u0103 m\u0103 las u\u0219or prostit\u0103. Din p\u0103cate, nu o pot contrazice. De data asta m-am l\u0103sat vr\u0103jit\u0103 de hype-ul din jurul crea\u021biilor My Geisha \u0219i m-am dus direct la Cannabis. Mi-am zis c\u0103 probabil n-o s\u0103 ajung high, dar m\u0103car o s\u0103 miros iarb\u0103. Din aia din parc, nu din aia ilegal\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu bat drumul doar pentru 5 ml, m-am b\u0103gat \u0219i la un Dark Vanilla de la Montale, c\u0103 are a\u0219a o arom\u0103 de fum \u0219i nuci \u0219i vanilie. Dar, s\u0103 trec la subiect: Plec s\u0103 le iau cu cel\u0103lalt adult din cas\u0103. Era un frig zdrav\u0103n, dar cic\u0103 avea chef de plimbare. Aiurea, voia s\u0103 fie preg\u0103tit pentru ce-l a\u0219teapt\u0103. Iau flacoanele le bag \u00een buzunar \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 le ignor \u0219i s\u0103 nu le testez pe loc. Am rezistat de la Obor p\u00e2n\u0103 la intersec\u021bia cu Ferdinand. Pentru cine nu \u0219tie Bucure\u0219tiul, dou\u0103 sta\u021bii de autobuz, \u00een pas alert, cam 7 minute. Ei, \u0219i la Ferdinand, omul meu se opre\u0219te s\u0103-\u0219i verifice mailul, c\u0103 primise un mesaj important. M\u0103 \u00eentorc cu spatele \u0219i scot sticlele, c\u0103 m\u0103 ardeau deja la m\u00e2ini, \u0219i puf, puf, una pe o \u00eencheietur\u0103, cealalt\u0103 pe alta. Frig, deci nu se prinde nimeni. Cum mailul era cu adev\u0103rat important, gr\u0103bim pasul spre cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 transpir. Sim\u021beam eu a\u0219a, c\u0103 aerul proasp\u0103t parc\u0103 nu mai e la fel de proasp\u0103t, dar t\u0103ceam m\u00e2lc \u0219i \u00eenfundam m\u00e2inile mai tare \u00een buzunare. La un moment dat, omul \u00eencepe s\u0103 se uite \u00een jur, c\u0103 tocmai treceam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o construc\u021bie abandonat\u0103 \u0219i zice: – Ce naiba or fi f\u0103cut aici, c\u0103 pute a grajd. – Ei, probabil au aruncat gunoaie. Hai mai repede s\u0103 nu pierzi comanda. Ajungem acas\u0103, el se repede la magazin \u0219i eu \u00een bloc, c\u0103 poate am timp s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l p\u00e2n\u0103 vine. Aiurea, \u00cen scar\u0103, era vecina pensionar\u0103 cu chef de vorb\u0103. Una din cele 30 din bloc, c\u0103 a\u0219a am eu baft\u0103. – Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u00e2t am la \u00eentre\u021binere? – Sta\u021bi s\u0103 scot ochelarii, s\u0103 m\u0103 uit. Mare gre\u0219eal\u0103, c\u0103ci a presupus s\u0103 scot \u0219i o m\u00e2n\u0103 din buzunar. \u00cen traseul ei spre geant\u0103 \u0219i apoi spre nasul meu, cu ochelarii at\u00e2t de necesari, nu-mi dau seama ce d\u00e2re de Dark Vanilla las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103. \u0218i unde n-o v\u0103d pe vecin\u0103, c\u0103 brusc cap\u0103t\u0103 energie, face o piruet\u0103 spre u\u0219\u0103 \u0219i zice: – A luat foc co\u0219ul de gunoi! Eu o \u00eentrebam la ce apartament m\u0103 uit, ea \u00eei d\u0103dea \u00eenainte: – Miroase a fum, sigur arde ceva! – Nu arde nimic. – Mai bine v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u00een co\u0219ul de gunoi, c\u0103 sigur au aruncat \u0103ia de la trei o \u021bigar\u0103 aprins\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum \u0103ia ar fi aruncat-o \u00een co\u0219 \u0219i nu pe jos. \u00cei fac damblaua, o calmez c\u0103 nu-i niciun incendiu \u0219i sprintez pe sc\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. 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La un moment dat, omul \u00eencepe s\u0103 se uite \u00een jur, c\u0103 tocmai treceam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o construc\u021bie abandonat\u0103 \u0219i zice: – Ce naiba or fi f\u0103cut aici, c\u0103 pute a grajd. – Ei, probabil au aruncat gunoaie. Hai mai repede s\u0103 nu pierzi comanda. Ajungem acas\u0103, el se repede la magazin \u0219i eu \u00een bloc, c\u0103 poate am timp s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l p\u00e2n\u0103 vine. Aiurea, \u00cen scar\u0103, era vecina pensionar\u0103 cu chef de vorb\u0103. Una din cele 30 din bloc, c\u0103 a\u0219a am eu baft\u0103. – Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u00e2t am la \u00eentre\u021binere? – Sta\u021bi s\u0103 scot ochelarii, s\u0103 m\u0103 uit. 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