A\u021bi auzit vreodat\u0103 de friptura de pepene ro\u0219u? Ei bine, ea exist\u0103! \u0218i pentru mine \u00eencalc\u0103 toate regulile logicii. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti vegan, de ce naiba vrei friptur\u0103? \u0218i dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti, de ce naiba nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci o vit\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103, de preferat medium-rare ca s\u0103 nu-\u021bi ba\u021bi joc de ea? Dar cum oamenii au gusturi ciudate, aceast\u0103 friptur\u0103 (blasfemie) chiar are mare succes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cam a\u0219a e \u0219i Fidelis de la Histoires de Parfums. Din punctul meu de vedere, e ceva ce n-ar trebui s\u0103 existe. Bine, admit, opinia mea e subiectiv\u0103, nu mai repet faza cu pH-ul, c\u0103 deja v-a\u021bi l\u0103murit cu cine ave\u021bi de-a face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cafea, \u0219ofran, cardamom, zmeur\u0103, trandafir, oud \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva chestii. \u00cen teorie. \u00cen practic\u0103, zici c\u0103 am sc\u0103pat ni\u0219te zmeur\u0103 \u00een scrumier\u0103 \u0219i fiindc\u0103 mi-a tremurat m\u00e2na n-am putut s\u0103 o scot de-acolo \u00eenainte s\u0103 se lipeasc\u0103 tot scrumul de ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
L-am testat a doua zi dup\u0103 Civet. Am zis s\u0103 nu le mai amestec, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a aia de acas\u0103 se uit\u0103 str\u00e2mb la mine \u0219i iau pozi\u021bia de start de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 v\u0103d \u00eendrept\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 spre raftul cu parfumuri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am prins un moment c\u00e2nd nu era nimeni cu ochii pe mine \u0219i pac, am dat pe ambele \u00eencheieturi. S\u0103 nu se mai spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0219tie st\u00e2nga ce face dreapta. Apoi, m-am refugiat \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, c\u0103 era ora de preg\u0103tit masa. \u0218i d\u0103i cu s\u0103l\u0103\u021bica \u0219i d\u0103i cu piureu\u021bul \u0219i cu pieptul de pui la gr\u0103tar, ca s\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103sf\u0103\u021b, c\u0103 aveam eu un presentiment. \u0218i-am f\u0103cut \u0219i mise-en-place, c\u0103 poate vizualul \u00eei captiveaz\u0103 \u0219i uit\u0103 de restul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nicio \u0219ans\u0103. \u0102la mare, care cred c\u0103-\u0219i preg\u0103te\u0219te \u00een avans replicile, ia o gur\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare \u0219i apoi morm\u0103ie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– De ce ai pus doar trei farfurii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– P\u0103i nu suntem trei? \u00centreb eu senin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– P\u0103i \u0219i vecinul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Care vecin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– \u0102la cu aprozarul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Ce-i cu el?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Lui nu i-ai pus farfurie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– M\u0103i, ai \u00eennebunit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Eu nu. Dar de tine nu sunt sigur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– De ce vrei s\u0103 miro\u0219i ca magazinul lui dup\u0103 ce fumeaz\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0102la mic a sim\u021bit nevoia s\u0103 intervin\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Mie mi-a r\u0103mas nasul \u00eenfundat de la Covid, a\u0219a c\u0103 dac\u0103-mi d\u0103 piure \u0219i m\u00e2ine poate s\u0103 miroas\u0103 \u0219i a c\u00e2ine ud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i atunci am sim\u021bit \u0219i eu zmeura dat\u0103 prin scrumier\u0103. \u0218i mi-a t\u0103iat orice poft\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare. Ador afum\u0103tura, chit c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 ficatul meu mai are pu\u021bin \u0219i-\u0219i d\u0103 demisia. \u0218unculi\u021b\u0103 ca\u0219caval, somon, hering, carne etc. \u201dB\u0103b\u0103ie\u021bi\u201d, dar ce-a\u021bi avut cu zmeura? \u0218i de ce, pentru numele lui \u0102l de Sus, de ce face\u021bi friptur\u0103 de pepene?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dac\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi cum e cu friptura de pepenem lua\u021bi de citi\u021bi! \u0218i o s\u0103 afla\u021bi \u0219i despre un parfum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":95,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[13,65,64,11,6,2,66],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miresme-si-miasme","tag-de-incercat","tag-fidelis","tag-histoires-de-parfums","tag-miresme-si-miasme","tag-parfumuri","tag-pitzicultural","tag-recenzii"],"yoast_head":"\n